My time as a Dev have given me deep mistrust of the following words;
Only
Just
simple
Quick
Easy

Any requirements, specs or feature files presented with the above words should immediately be deleted and/or burned if in hard copy.

At what point is it acceptable to return support requests with Read the ****ing Manual?

Stress ball arrived, cheers Devrant

You know you've succeeded as a parent/programmer when your kids start counting up from 0.

Joined a new team and was presented with the statement

'We can't use git pull on our repo, we rebase, it works better than merge'?