My colleague designer is a real savage 😂

Bruteforce IRL

So I recently bought my first house (yay!).

Whilst doing the initial viewings I saw the below on the backyard and thought "hey that's neat, I can leave a key in there for when I come in late and my fiancée is asleep.

Fast forward to moving in day and the previous owners hand me the keys so I ask "oh yeah, what's the code for the keysafe" and he just looks at me completely blank, so I'm just like "the box on the wall out back" and he's just like "oh! So that's what that is. No we've never had the code for that, bye."

Being a pen tester I'm just stood there dumbfounded thinking "How the hell can you have a locked box attached to your house and not want to know what is inside!"

Anyway, that brings us to now where I'm stood outside in December on a Sunday morning brute forcing my way into my own keysafe.

I wish this didn't run so many parallels with my work life 😂

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Look who found a friend!

Code reuse.

Check this out

I got in an argument with a co worker, she says that mass surveillance programs are "none of my business" and I shouldn't care how they operate.

ACTUALLY, ACCORDING TO GOOGLE IT IS MY BUSINESS.

Opening Siri to developers

Best fake virus alert ever.

The client portal of the biggest bank in SA is down.

I took a break, because if they website is down, who cares about my minor bugs? 😀

The beginning and ending of my web projects

Arch guys !!

*TRIGGERED*

!rant

Wahoo stickers have arrived.

Who else uses Atom Editor? Any thoughts on it. Love it or hate it?

Dad: why are you doing IT after I put you through business school

Me: because you're the one that nagged me not to do it instead CS.... So now I'm stuck in IT... Because I can't seem to understand Big O and algorithms needed to pass a technical interview...

Who's still waiting for Nougat?

Initially:
Me: "I'm becoming a web developer"
Extended Family: "You're going to ruin your life"

2 Years Later:
Me: "I just signed contracts with companies X Y and Z"
Extended Family: "Working without a degree will get you nowhere"
Dad: "he's attending X uni and has a y% scholarship"
Extended Family: *no comments*

How to get hired:
http://resume.jonathanravasz.com

Check it out on your phone, it uses the gyro.

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

cuting edge ux

Everyone always says the previous developer was crap, sometimes you're right

if I'm lucky, I'll be using a devrant stress ball!

Otherwise, I once made this paddle ball game to help with concentration and anxiety, I use that and if that fails I'll go unload my brain doing something else, and come back.

Just double-tapped a post on facebook I wanted to "like" - it did not work 😄

Flipping off my monitor makes me feel better.

anybody else?

My coworker (the safety officer of our department) came into my cubicle today and after standing there a few minutes with his phone out, I asked him what he was doing. He responded by saying "I noticed theres a Caterpie in your cubicle. As the safety officer, it is my duty to remove it, as it is causing a tripping hazard". I thanked him and we both went back to what we were doing.

Install java

Had a couple of beers with some non-terminal friends, started talking about devRant.conf.

Started explaining why some post was funny.

Don't make that mistake, friends.