*client calls*
"hello, we forgot the password to our WiFi router. Could you reset that for us?"

😐😶😮😅

"We host websites and servers sir, we don't control your router :)"

"Right, i thought so, nevermind!"

Well, that's a new one O.o

At a busy restaurant.
Person 1: oh my God this man here is having a heart attack. Is there a doctor here?
Person 2: here's ten reasons why Kotlin is better than Java for Android development

I don't understand why so many people fight this war of tabs vs spaces. My colleagues elegantly solved the problem just not using indentation at all

Hahaha

I made this in HTML+JS, what do you think about it ? 😀

Just me, explaining how my code works.

There’s no place like

When you are programming and you press some random keybind and you spend the next hour trying to figure out what you did 😐

Lets all help them share their startup

Today, I had an interview with a development company that they request all developers to wear suits for work! From 10 to 7 o'clock, and no stable income salary, they work based on projects LOL!

The Web developer's equivalent to, "have you turn it off and on again":

"Try clearing the cache"

#javascript

Get into bed.

Gets all comfy.

About to drift off.

Realizes solution for the problem I have spent all week on.

Now wide awake.

Guess who's not sleeping tonight!

Versioning is important

Yep that's how I want to wake up, with a mini heart attack ...

Google please fix this ;)

We often rant about people who think that because we can program we can do everything with computers.

But I have to admit that when I get asked what I do I often only say that I program or do something with computers. I usually don't get more specific because it's so hard to explain to someone who doesn't know anything about the subject that I would have to explain the basics each time. And I'm just to lazy for that.
It's nice when people ask me how it is going at work but I probably won't say anything more than ok or fine because my day was fucked up by a memory alignment bug in the chainloader and I now don't have the patience to explain what these both things are and why they fuck up my day.

Work.overtimePay = (hours, normalRate) => {
// return hours * (rate * 2)
return "you guys are brilliant!"
}

Code doesn't work.

Pointing middle finger at screen right now.

Encryption

Yoda speaks like he wasn't careful with his async calls

"a Jedi You are"

Yup, that's about right.

not(rant):

Saw a gent and a lady discussing this in the underground (subway) on my way home.

Happy Birthday Linux 🎉🎉

CSS is easy. Its like riding a bike, which is on Fire and the ground is on fire and everything is on fire because It is hell.

Just doing pet sitting for the amazing girl that featured in one of my last rants, and she left a bag of weed in an envelope for me. I love that woman.

If we're living in simulation, then God should start releasing some updates, because world has too many bugs

Use eclipse, it's a good ide

"Don't worry about testing too much, push it to production asap"

"forget this foreign key relation thing. It is really annoying if you want to delete entries..."