Lets all help them share their startup

Choose a name.

When you find a bug in your code...😭

The aCalendar app let's you choose vibration pattern, it's one of the better settings I've seen.

"If you design something to be idiot proof, the universe will design a better idiot."

"Are you familiar with uploading your code to Google Drive?"

I left the building at that exact moment.

My life is complete now

Just got this slack from our server admin.

:P How to save people

!rant. Sometimes, trolling your fam is a lot of fun.
Just today my sister asked me how to type the character ÷ on her keyboard. I told her to press : and the - key and then just move it like so.

: -
: -
: -
:-
÷

See? Ez pz. She actually tried it and just said 'i cant, it erases everything'. And then all of my other siblings kept ranting the same thing. I forgot we were in group chat. And now its full of : and - spams. And im just here laughing my ass out.

Don't we all love a sophisticated chat bot?

Oh my god...

!rant

Just passed Magento frontend developer certification exam, I'm so excited and relieved :D

When the normal cream doesn't do the job...

When then ask you how is life?

This should be in every email client ever, always. Now. And forever.

Cable management goals 😀

Based on popular demand, we're proud to introduce a basic image repost detector on devRant!

Right now it uses very simple hashing to see if an exact copy of an image was posted recently. If it was, then we display an error and we don't allow the image to be posted.

This is experimental so if you experience any issues with it please let me know.

Reality

How CV works...

When back-end engineers get excited about something.

The learning curve tho

CPU abbreviation

Pro tip:
Decorate your room like a lecture hall so you fall asleep faster

adding //To do in my code be like

How does a front-end developer get away with murder?

$('body').hide();

//I'll see myself out

So a Redditor decided to inspect element an adult's website. Why am I not surprised

Received "emergency update" code from internal enterprise security team. Wasn't given time to do code review; was assured code was reviewed and solid.

Pushed code to over 6k lower-level servers before finding this gem buried deep within:
...
cd /foo; rm -rf *; cd /
...

(This ran as root, and yes, the cwd was / from earlier in the code).

/foo, of course, did not exist on some servers.

Now, it is those servers which do not exist.

FML

Credit : 9gag

Laughed so hard, that I had to defenitely post it on devRant.

Hey Google!
Rename Polymer please.
I'm fed up with all the plastic in my search results...