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32 years old from Germany
Skills

C#, VB.NET, Java, PHP
Location

Flensburg, Germany
Website

https://iusear.ch

Joined devRant on 5/12/2018

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Have you ever wondered we programmers have so many strong communities.... Stackoverflow, devRant, Reditt, etc...
No other profession has such communities... Why? Why?
Because, we haven't built one for them.... 😂😁

rant

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Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

joke/meme ddos

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Client: About this QR code for my website, can we change it?
Me: Well we could redirect, but what's wrong with it?
Client: I just dont like the pattern, it's too noisy...
Me: 🙃

rant client logic

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Making some great progress with the level editor for my game!

random ruby gosu

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The more I use Linux at work the more I realize I should just use it permanently.

random love working in the terminal

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It feels stupid to see a simple google dork returning the list of your mistakes.

joke/meme keys meme internet dork public private

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Got myself a new coding buddy today.
Everyone say hi to Popcorn! Meow 😸

rant kotlin java android thatsanicefuckingkitty kitty

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i love programming cz it's fucking awesome

rant programming

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sixwords

joke/meme

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Boss: We need a new functionality to record company names for now.
Me: Ok. (This will be a quick one)

(few mins later)
Me: Ok, adding/editing/deleting company names.. done. I also added "date recorded" field, just in case we need it.
Boss: Ok, thanks.

(~20 mins later)
Boss: We also need a functionality for the users which has "this" permission to be able to "request" for a company registration. We need to add fields to record the contact person, email, phone, etc.. Once a "request" has been submitted, "this" person-in-charge has to get a notification on the dashboard. And the requesters, should get a notification that they have a pending request sent. Once the registration is done, the requester has to be notified.
Me: 👀

rant that escalated quickly like an npm package

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Oh yes, yess! Show me more!

joke/meme

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The monsters live among us

joke/meme

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Discord knows the spam that is happening

random gpdr privacy policy discord

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Some guy: "PLEASE CALL AN AMBULANCE!"
Me: Ambulance();

Still don't know what I did wrong 🤷

joke/meme functions ambulance

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joke/meme google recapcha

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A client asked me to work on a new website for them. They setup a WordPress site with a basic theme and asked for the following additions:

- Job application system
- Employee management
- Employee scheduling/holidays
- Online clock-in/out and pay calculation
- Training videos/modules for employees with progress tracking

And their budget... $75

😄🔫

rant

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I like my fries how I like my passwords... salted :)

rant

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New here, I am happy to have found this app, I just wanted to say hi!

random newbie hi

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HeckOverflow

joke/meme solutions questions stackoverflow programmer answers programming

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Hi guys. This is my first ever post so just wanted to introduce myself and say hi. It's really nice to be a part of your community and I will look forward to laughing my @ss of at all your posts.

Here is a pic of my coding/ gaming set up for your viewing pleasure.

See you in the comments 😊
Rich

devrant gaming coding eye candy eye strain gamedev app dev newbie eye cancer

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Stolened! 😆😆

joke/meme production database

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Oh it's this day again..

joke/meme motherbord

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I had a coworker used to write PHP pages in this way:

<?php
echo "<html>";
echo "<head>";
// 2000+ lines of un-indented nightmares

I tried suggesting him to keep the HTML outside php tags as much as possible and I stressed out that adding some indentation to the code would have improved readability. I also sent him an example of my code created using an IDE with auto-indent functionality.

His creepy answer was: «Readability is subjective. Anyway I'll try to get used to the sinusoidal trend of your code.»

rant coworker php wtf nightmare indentation readability

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How the bugs can be handled

joke/meme meme bug

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The Ascii art of devRant logo, time for new ssh banner for server

devrant logo art ascii

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** The most hilarious authentication implementation I've ever seen **

They stored password in cleartext, but never mind, this is sadly quite common.
For some reasons credentials were also case insensitive (maybe to avoid silly tickets from CAPS LOCK lovers?).

Then I had a look to the query executed during the login:
SELECT * FROM users WHERE username LIKE ? AND password LIKE ?;

So I tried logging in with user "admin" and password "%"... and it worked!
I laughed all the day.

rant stupid people sql authentication security wildcard

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I started working in 2014. In one of my first jobs they gave me a virtual machine running Windows 2000.

I had a conversation that went more or less this way:

Me: «Why a so old OS?»
Boss: «Because we rely on an old library which has been compiled on Windows 2000»
Me: «What library is it? Who wrote it?»
Boss: «We wrote it. It belongs to our company.»
Me: «Can we try to port it on a more recent OS?»
Boss: «Oh, we've lost the source code a long time ago...»
Me: «...»

rant wtf source code legacy system

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"The best property a software engineer can have is their ability to work with others."

rant wk103

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Programming at the rate of 20 WTF's per minute!

rant bugs everywhere bugs bugs bugs

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Me: I honestly don't care how thick a phone is and who cares if it doesn't have wireless charging...

Other consumers: I want a thin, beautifully designed phone and it has to have wireless charging, it's 2018 l, every phone needs this....

*Me watching that same consumer put a thoch bulky case that hides the phone and breaks wireless charging*

Well that makes fucking sense doesn't it...

rant design idiot consumer phones

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