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lotd76787y$location = geoip();
$call = Phone::getInstance()->dial(911);
$call->when($call->engaged, fn($conversation) => $conversation->say("injured person at {$location->address}. Attempting to clear area while awaiting backup or further instructions.")); - 
				
				@Franboo but he should call the ambulance, not the other way around
It should rather look like this:
this->call(help::ambulance); - 
				
				@ladiesman why create a new ambulance object each time when you could preallocate a couple of ambulance objects in advance and then call one from that pool? That way, it'll also arrive faster, since it spends less time allocating resources in case of an emergency
 
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