Developer
https://aprogrammerlife.com/top-rat...

Face swap is really cool! This meme took me about 10 minutes to make.

"Developer code must ensure that IAsyncDisposable implementations don't take a long time to complete."

Ah yes, the very technical "long time" unit of measurement. God why don't you just go fuck yourself microsoft

I can finally say I have L33T users 😎

SHIT

Super hyped Information Technology.

Friend: What's your favorite language?

Me: Javascript.

Friend: But it isn't a programming language.

Me: *throws keyboard at her face*

Who thought teaching jQuery BEFORE JavaScript was a good idea?

'this' in JavaScript

Enough said :|

debugging php code without turning on error reporting.

Well, you just can't get famous on DevRant without dissing PHP!
** laughs in hidden **

PHP: Passionately Hated PHP

PHP doesn’t scale. Riiiiiight. Wikipedia runs entirely on PHP and is the fifth most visited site on the internet. There’s also this little site called Facebook that uses PHP, ever heard of it?

PHP is slow. Sure, old PHP can be slow. The argument is about as sound is saying that OS X is a terrible OS because my first Apple IIe was slow. PHP 7 is plenty fast, even three time faster than Python.

https://hackernoon.com/php-is-dead-...

When you think php is pure garbage but this third party tool that you really need is fully written on it and you have to use it.

Finally I realized that PHP means 'Programmers Hate Programming '.

Initial steps of learning any new programming language :

*heck yeah I created a calculator. Guess I'll show my family that I actually can code! *

-hey mom, dad look I made a simple calculator using python B)
- uhm... That's great son but dont we already have one of those?
- yeah but like... this is completely different it uses a different programming language than what you and I have been using all this time.
- ah I see. Good for you then

*muttering to each other*
-are you sure he's got the aptitude to be a cse?
-at this point we can just hope.

Me:*stares blindly in my dark room contemplating why I'm alive*

They call me the PHP Duckeh!!

PHP is shit - Change My Mind

"You can't do everything using PHP"

Well that's where u are wrong kiddo!😉

Fuck FTP Servers!
Fuck PHP!

I learnt a bit of Java recently. I wish I didn't. Because I primarily work with php. Now I kind of dislike php.

So I dual booted my pc with Ubuntu a few weeks back. And I came to a conclusion today.

Um, windows needs to go.

Best : learning php

Worst : learning php

Subtle irony:

Tons of people rant about how bad PHP is on devRant.

devRant's is built using PHP.

Love it

Any PHP developers? 😂

I'm a self deprecating PHP developer.

..there's a decent pun in this thought, somewhere..

Thank you PHP manual! I would never found it otherwise!

Sysadmin TIL:
Hiring PHP developers does not contribute to the quota of employees with disabilities.

Why else would PHP variables start with $?

saw this while reading the docs for set_error_handler.

#PHP

I am working on another developer's PHP code, and I found a new way that he done the redirect after the login with PHP!