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Media Informatics and HCI student. Mainly into web development and software engineering.
Skills

Java, Haskell, JavaScript, Vue.js, Angular, HTML/CSS
Location

Munich

Joined devRant on 6/14/2017

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I mean JavaScript is all cool and everything, but without type safety, it becomes gigantic pain in my ass :'(

Is there anybody who feels the same? :(

rant typesafety functional programming javascript

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23

Ok... I have been desperately trying to control myself from pointing it out to my pm that it's pronounced as "GIT" not "JIT". If he says that one more time, I might not be able to control myself...

rant it's git.

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40

Why Does Python lives on Land?

Because it is above C level

joke/meme python

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14

There's nothing like staying up all night, writing code at 3am by candlelight, drinking whiskey...

Or I can go to bed at 9pm Friday night feeling like absolute crap. That works too... Fuck having the flu, just kill me now...

rant flu season sick fuck me i guess put me out of my misery
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Wait a fucking minute! C# has 4 + symbols in it! Plus signs are combined into a # symbol!

C -> C++ -> C++++

I see it now 🤯

rant

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39

No, it does not. It’s just that they don’t have a choice but to write it.

rant css java python ruby c go javascript typscript c# c++ php

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22

This customer knows Latin :O

joke/meme

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7

Am I only one who forgets to do
npm install
after cloning repo ,
and then stress over errors appearing on terminal

joke/meme node

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157

Spoke at my first conference yesterday! Was mental 😂😂 going to take me a week to recover

joke/meme speaker conference colchester digital

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5

What is your preffered way of branching and potential integration of issue tracking?
Just curious to see as this topic causes a lot of discussions in office the last days.

question issue tracking version control branching

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20

Can your terminal match mine 🔥

rant

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18

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning. " - Rick Cook

random random quote

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16

When I saw my company’s oh so lovely codebase.

rant wk155

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24

When I see a commit message that says "stuff", a part of me dies.

rant commit history github git

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26

Where it all began for most

rant

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25

While compiling LLVM, you have enough time to go get a beer.
Out of the fridge.
From the supermarket.
Two town's over.

joke/meme llvm

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26

When I’m at work I can’t wait to get home to work on personal projects only to get home with no energy and just procrastinate and/or play games entire weekend/afternoon.
Think is i also feel extremely guilty if i try to relax and do nothing, but at the same time able to understand that i need time to chill, just can’t get in a positive mindset about it. Am i the only one?

rant procrastination nonproductive work guilty personal project

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26

Can somebody explain why an "industrial" level "learning management system" uses javascript's eval function for their little makeshift calculator?

The existence of Blackboard pains me greatly.

random kms js eval blackboard

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273

And I didn't find my emails for days...

undefined

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66

Business idea: panties with HTTP status codes printed on them.

451 for our underaged customers - unavailable for legal reasons

411 to crush a man's self esteem - Length required

429 for girls with stalkers - too many requests

402 for our professional customers - payment required

And, of course, 202 - Accepted

undefined

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Just wanted to say cheers to all those coders among you who make sure their login is encrypted, their passwords are hashed and salted, their codes are tested and their forms are code injection safe.

No client will understand what you did, so take my props for it! After all, its our responsibility to make sure software is secure. That's all :)

rant
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Don't mind me, just writing maintainable, legible, commented and documented code. What's that, an email validation? Let me just
/^(([^<>()\[\]\.,;:\s@\"]+(\.[^<>()\[\]\.,;:\s@\"]+)*)|(\".+\"))@(([^<>()[\]\.,;:\s@\"]+\.)+[^<>()[\]\.,;:\s@\"]{2,})$/i

rant

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7

First meeting of new project. My management partner:

"First of all, we sell it"

🙄

rant

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25

How debugging works...

joke/meme js

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5

When you guys create a project do you always start from complete scratch or do you use an existing boilerplate from somewhere?

question fun boilerplate boiling water is hot interesting

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6

Programmers Life

devrant programming

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150

Amazing!🚀😂

random

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95

The real software development life cycle.

joke/meme software development

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Not related to programming.....

joke/meme

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Linux geek started working at McDonalds. A customer asked him for a Big Mac and he gave him a bit of paper with FF:FF:FF:FF:FF:FF written on it.

joke/meme linux

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