I'm pretty sure Shakespeare didn't say that.

So sick of my colleague who keeps writing:
if (something) {
doWork();
} else {
}

He insists that it is the best code style to include the empty else clause. WRONG YOU #!*&@!

How about stop reading devRant every 5 minutes?

Major upgrade to Romannurik's android asset studio...Awesome!

So I had a thought this morning while brushing my teeth.....maybe I should change my devRant avatars clothes every day? That way it looks like a real person and stuffs......then it HIT me suddenly.....I'm a fucking loser.

What's the best IDE you guys have used?

Who else keeps misreading pom.xml?

Waiting for Gradle to build the project be like

Python...

When you have a problem, google it and the stackoverfl0w link is purple...

Believe it or not, this community has helped me overcome my impostor syndrome.

It's such an enormous relief whenever I open the app and read the rants, and I can actually relate to or understand many of them. It restores not only my confidence in my knowledge and skills, but also my motivation to learn and grow. It gives me strength to push forward instead of giving up on this path.

Thank you DevRant, rant on you awesome fuckers! :)

My new Apple has arrived! Happy New Year 2017!

That's it, I'm fucking done with this fucking bullshit of a year, really, everyone is fucking dying, just end already

Pro Tip: Act like you know what you're doing even if you have no idea.

A quick processor guide
http://redd.it/5kimte

That's fucking evil 😈 😈 😈

This is the code to hack into a GPS-Navigation. Taken from the Netflix-series "Designated Survivor".

When a kid learns about inspect element and thinks he's a hacker.

my printer won't print .gifs properly?
😭

"Sometimes you just gotta see your code from another angle"

A multistage project that includes: 1, A version of Linux that natively supports every existing windows api call by converting it to work with a standard *nix call. 2, a gui for said distro for every flavor of windows 7 and newer that looks and behaves exactly(minus silly errors) like that windows version. 3, a virus that infects the Microsoft servers as well as every isp to identify every windows user connected to the internet. 4, infect said isps and force push my Linux kernel and gui to every windows effectively erasing every instance of the OS off the face of every connected computer. 5, wipe all Microsoft servers of code related to the operating system, but leaving all their other products.

Who will be coding on Christmas ?

Headphones in, music up, full concentration on coding. So much that you've forgotten what the weather is like & SOMEONE DISTURBS YOU!

I am migrating servers today

Windows 10 found 3.99TB of temp files on my laptop with a 1TB hard drive.

In celebration of Star Wars... I couldn't resist.

- Sir, you must put away your laptop before the flight takes off.
- Is a tablet okay?
- Yes
- *Uncouples keyboard from Surface*
- ಠ_ಠ
- (⌐■_■)

!Rant
I GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE TODAY WITH MY DEGREE IN COMPUTER SCIENCE!

Now to find a job :D

"Wireless Mouse"
Source: http://redd.it/5it4w9

DIY: homemade stress ball for < 1$