This is a valid point.

Defragmentation

[via https://twitter.com/jeremiahtolbert...]

Bf: what you doing?
Me: coding
Bf: do you ever stop working?!
Me: I'm not 'working', I'm doing my own project.
Bf: but you do that at work. Why do you want to keep doing it?
Me: it's fun?

--- a few days later ---

Bf: what you doing?
Me: reading.
Bf: omg you're not coding! What are you reading?
Me: a book about coding
Bf: *faceplam*

the optimal size for my dev team is two.

me and whisky.

Can I have a job?

Do you have experience with PHP?

Not really.

You're hired!

Q: How long did the loop take?

A: For a while

In my second year,
I told my teacher I can code in in C#(c-sharp).

She replied : C-sharp ? Oh you mean C-hash !

*that day I lost hope in college*

What people say : My computer is a mess and it works damn slow.

What I hear : I don't know fuck about using a computer

Stolen from an awesome book but my new favourite line ;)

Someone: “Can you repair my computer， it`s not working anymore?”

Me: “Do you call Leonardo Dicaprio when your Tv is broken?”

// repost \\
To all new devs:
• Your language of choice is fine.
• There is no superior way to indent, yours is fine.
• Your IDE is fine.
• Your OS is fine.

Unless you work in my team, of course.

Me and my girlfriend are arguing, because I'm programming a lot and I don't have time to give her attention. She said if I don't give her attention, she will break up with me.
Any suggestion where I can find a good tutorial for C#?

Difference between 0 and NULL.

Girl : I like dangerous men.
Me : I didn't run test cases while committing my changes last night.
Girl : my hero!

Me : *wakes up from the dream*

That would be 🙄

I am so thrilled that the hackathon that I coorganized is happening! 😍😍

Optimized my program fron running 74 minutes to running 0.005 seconds. I call that a successful day.

My friend said this,

Roses are red,
The screen turned blue,
I'm not a programmer,
What the fuck do I do.

Dat ass

When the API is not documented.

Me : I need to give Tom a wash.

GF (Smashed table, angrily) : Tom is your Keyboard, stop giving everything a name.

Me : you hurt poor George!

I tried out WebStorm. Real JavaScript debugging! I love it!

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

- DoS Attack

Best Valentine's day gift ever ! 😍

Learning Angular 2 got me like...

Who will try it? :-D

"my app is so awesome you don't even have to close it, it crashes itself automatically. "

motivation bump

"I can't check the time because my watch is doing a software update"

Source - Facebook

Damn Dijkstra!

True mate