And all the frameworks that we're released after this post

The more people watching, the fancier the code gets

The Company I work for has a new Website.
Me: opens inspector, changed an elements position.
Boss: "Stop! We paid so much for this you'll destroy everything."
Me: reload page, smile at him.

Found my ideal Full Stack! 😂

Sometimes... 😂😥

<~<

A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do..

Now where did I put that old web cam...

"Knock, Knock",
"Knock, Knock",
"Knock, Knock",
"Who's..."
"Knock, Knock",
"Knock, Knock",
"there?"

- DDoS Atack

Boobies

When your Artificial neural network set the weights right through the first iteration.

Reality....

!rant

Finally finished my electric longboard, extremely pleased with the end result.

Did some tests with it, 30km range and +-40km/h top speed

Hey, i want to make a game and i need some help, so I'm looking for a team.

What i need is:
2 programmers
3 graphics artists
2 level designers
1 music composer
2 dialog writers
1 web designer for page and forums
5 testers

What i will do, you ask? Well, I've got some really good ideas. I think the game should be like Final Fantasy, but bigger and better. I worked with RPG Maker for two months, but I'm best with ideas. I think my ideas would make some incred...

GO SHOVE YOUR IDEAS INTO YOUR ASS! The idea means nothing. I got an idea for the best game ever, right this morning while i was taking a SHIT!

Hobby teams need people who create content. And people who can do stuff will more likely work with someone who does stuff as well and has proven that he is able to get things done.

...my next idea.

Someone got me one of these.
Does it count as a distraction? :D

One thing I can't stand: users interrupting my work. I guess there's a solution ;)

I got two motivations to improve myself
1. To earn more
2. To distance myself from stupid people who don't know what they are doing

Future Teller: Your bad code and unhappy behavior will last till you're 30.

Me[curiously]: and after 30?

FT: You'll get used to it.

Would you play it?

As cold as the water was that night..

It sucks so much when you want to learn and expand your skill set but can't because you cannot find any good resources.
I've been trying to get started with MVP and RxJava for android and have got nowhere yet because of unavailability of good starting codes/tutorials.
FML.

It's similar to developers and their computers.

So they were having trouble with the server always being slow and maxed to 100%, so the boss told me when wait times were hitting 5+mins due to server trying to catch up, he complained at me, said if I could get the wait time to 30sec to instant he would raise my pay to 90k a year, then walked away after I agreed, I was quite serious but I don't think he thought I was, so I decided to look over the system, IDK who but they put all the calculations and processing server-side for the CA's on floor then sent the completed view to the CA, so I spent months recreating the entire system except the server only pulled the data needed then the new client would do all the processing on their computer since they weren't doing anything anyways, I did a practice run today as its one of our peak days, wait times went to barely 5secs or "instant" according to CA's, I walked into the office, slapped that hourly report down after just two hours and showed the massive increase in employees production times.

That look on his face...
That look on my face...
That look on my next check...

Bliss

USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails

"If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in." - E. W. Dijkstra

Today is our release day
Hope nothing breaks, and it goes smoothly

Should be ILLEGAL when newsletters do not have a "unsubscribe" link 😡

I guess it's a bad rant…

Title: "Kandinsky meets Devrant"

Fuck android studio