oh man its been ages since ive been here

CEO "If you make costs to build a home office for covid, please be aware that you can fully declare your bills, and you'll retain ownership over the ordered goods. Please all buy some good desk chairs and keyboards, so you can work ergonomically"

6 months later, CFO: "Bittersweet, why did you try to declare €35000? What are these invoices even? Concrete rebar?"

Me: "CEO told us to build a home office. I got permits from the town to dig a souterrain layer under my house. This is just for the foundation, the bills for drainage pumps, sheetpiling, geothermal heat exchangers, insulation, flooring, electricity and of course desk & chair will follow later"

CFO: 😳

(To be fair, I really did make those costs, but was just trolling by uploading all the material bills)

Millennials

Lol 😂😂

1 minute of Thread.sleep() for Tum, the best cat ever. Rest in peace, your memory will live on in my devrant avatar.

If it crashes, it's linux :/

Even the OS installation crashes, they call it stable release with LTS.

Javascript is wild

Can totally relate to this

We accept that the brain is the most important organ, but really, what organ is telling you that?

Fucking Brain.

System.out.println("lol");

They couldn't pick a better time to take a screenshot for PlayStore!

Valentine's day

When I was 13 and made a Visual Basic application to convert the weight in other unity. I used Microsoft Visual Basic 2008 Express Edition 😀

Gmail puts emails from YouTube into spam, Google Chrome blocks pop ups from Google Drive

10/10 compatibility across products _/\_

When I was 12 and made an html page ^-^

What if I start coding in Comic Sans?

When debugging and testing programs with huge databases, i acidentally start breaking Records in this company.
Had my biggest curl command with 5000 UUIDs (which just made my terminal crash, never happened before), my longest curl request (over an hour) and now Github ... what were your most ridiculous proportions in coding?

*Deletes system32*
Omg why it's not working anymore? Holy shit windows suck. I didn't even do anything and it stopped working. Fucking useless OS.
sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /
Oh it's understandable it's not working anymore, I fucked it up myself.

There was literally boxes full of biscuits in front of me and all I could think was... Where's the primary key?

The most under-stated job description

Told my Boss Server is Down. He told me to go downstairs and work there.

Guys I need your help. I'm a student working at a very small development business as a developer ( who would have thought) and I really love working there ( nice colleagues, I learn something every day) but recently I don't get enough work. it really feels like half of my day is spend running after the seniors asking for work and it starts to get really annoying not only for my but for them too. and most recently I'm just going home early because I don't want to just sit there unproductivly :/ but this is not really a solution either because at the moment I'm trying to work 40 hours ( I get paid 20) to get some overtime to not have to work as much as soon as my university starts. but now I don't get my hours and have to chase for work... does anyone have any advice for me?

Linux pople be like

Finally Installed LINUX (Ubuntu)
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On Virtual Machine

(fn [n]
(loop [cnt 2 out [1 1]]
(if (>= cnt n)
out
(recur (inc cnt) (conj out (+ (first (reverse out)) (second (reverse out)))))
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Clojure and Lisp have something of so beautiful... I don't know what it is, but is magical.

One day programs will write themselves.

Reasons why I love Google and their general attitude

js validation

Two most contradicting terms.
1. Linux
2. Nvidia

Definition of Linux users...