GDPR done right. 😂😂

Meeting up with @CoffeeNCode was awesome! We actually have a lot in common :D

Asked her for a selfie together so here we go:

My glorious new ryzen build ❤️

Friend: So, you can program

Me: Yeah

Friend: nice, can you hack a Facebook profile?

Every.
Fucking.
Times.

Meeting op with @CoffeeNCode still, we're having good times and good beers!

Cheers devRant 🍻

*Email*
"We updated our Privacy Policy"
"We updated our Privacy Policy"
.
.

*opens devRant*
**Rants on Privacy Policy**

-_-

My friend said "I googled it on duck duck go"

Me: Dude what?

Okay I'm sorry

When you wanted to know deep learning immediately

Got this in a fortune cookie the other day right after I released a new app.

Stackoverflow.

"WiFi is better than Ethernet because the air is bigger so it can hold more internet."

Yes, and horse-drawn carriages are better than cars because they have bigger wheels.

When you mention in your resume that you are an active contributor to Linux source code.

Hell yeah!!

*In Office
Coworker raises his head, looks at boss: "I'm leaving".

Boss raises head looks at coworker: "Ok".

All this took 5 seconds,..the weirdest 5 seconds of my life

The single most productive thing I've done today was teaching my colleague how to send GIFs over Slack...

Bought a calligraphy set.

Simpsons

A call I had today, girl registered a domain and put it in her hosting package:

Girl: so where can I view my email accounts?
Me: *explains*
G: Oh, I wanted an email address with info or my first name as part before the @ but I only see an account with the name of my hosting account username?
Me: that's right, that's a default one you get :)
G: oh 😞 I....I.... I've always have wanted a domain name with my own email addresses linked to it and I thought I could do that this way 😩
(I could hear the disappointment and that she seemed very sad suddenly)
Me: do you see that "create new email account" button up there?
G: Yes..... Wait.... Can I make like multiple email addresses myself?!
Me: as many as you can manage inside your hosting account!
G: 😵😍 OH MY GOD
Me: Haha, enjoy creating some!
G: THANK YOU I LOVE YOU BYE
*Click*

It's those moments which can make your fucking day!

So i saw this on fb today..
Haha

I just noticed my file is named home.less
Poor

I’m almost sure it’s a phishing email...

Client: "My Internet isn't working!"

Me: "You've got your own one?"

The inside of my coffee cup looked too pretty,had to stop to admire and click.

Wish my phone had a better camera.

Non-dev buddy: Dude I'm gonna report you to the tech department what are you hacking??
Me:

A dev can dream, right...?

BAM! It's official. The Dutch people have voted against the new surveillance law!

It's about 49 percent against vs 46 percent in favor and the other part voted blank.

I'm happy as fuck!

The facts are quite accurate

Given the latest trend, i thought you guys might like this : https://twitter.com/steevedrew/...

We all know that guy that resolve all the conflicts with a "push --force"