Walk about, let me sub conscious take this one.

I saw some game maker software (Klik & Play for the nerds), in a super market budget section and pestered my mum to buy it for weeks, got it, after a year of playing about started to read and found out about for loops & functions..... My software didn't have these as it was just creating actions for game events, very limited... Realised my games (if you could call them that) could be so much better with more control and started to look into languages like BASIC, the rest is my history :)

Did a fucking amazing piece of code today, no one will ever know :/

My face when I read a rant and think it's my coworkers ranting about me...

Either you're too stupid to understand the beauty that I create to solve your crazy business problems, or you just don't care :/

Forgetting that damn semi colon!!!!!!!

My team are trying to figure out who I am on here....

Created redux store, wrote two reducers with multiple actions, thunks, couple of react components to dispatch some actions, bound state to props, bound actions to props, worked 4th time!

Result!

Sometime at work I feel like this....

A contractor that came in and changed all our Google tagging after the lead told him not to, he got matched out soon after.

Been trying to swipe an cool domain from a squatter for years now, hoping this is my year!

It's due to expire (again) at the end of the month.

*fingers crossed*

My first time standing up and talking about something for an hour tomorrow. "Knowledge sharing" as if I don't do enough one on one...

Why must you have to do this shit to get promoted? Why can't managers trust that your good at what you do without the public cock sucking?

Back to my introverted rock for a while.

I hate those deadlines that get shorter the higher up the chain you go.

2 weeks to transfer a system we'd spent 2 years developing to a team with different stack experience who are based in a different office.

We're counting the days until the service is dropped.

Me: "when do you need this for?"
Them: "yesterday!hahahahahahhah"
Me: " :| Never heard that one before"

When you realise you sign up to a website and can't change your username to anonymously rant about your workplace

My printer just emailed me asking to be switched on... :| ..... should I be worried..... skynet?

Are there many people out there like me who don't subscribe to the whole "software to help you write software" malarkey? Resharper being a big one where I work!

Just give me a nice lean code editor.

"Yeah that test is meant to fail"

My face when CX starts a sentence with "I think....."

Fork? Nah, write our own.