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Angular, java

Joined devRant on 10/14/2017

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Inevitable

joke/meme

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The computers and network seem to be CRAWLING today. Which is great, gives me plenty to time to imagine the many ways I could get myself fired for doing the deployments the way I am. 😅💀

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An APPLE a day keeps the doctor's HUAWEI. 😂😂😂

Ctto. Repost.

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I'm convinced Microsoft won't go open source partly because they are ashamed of the code

random

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One of my favorite parts about *nix.

joke/meme linux

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They:Why didn't you come up with this solution 2 years ago?

Me: The framework on which the new solution is proposed DID NOT exist 2 years ago.

This industry is fun!

joke/meme

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U are now entitled... XD

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If you have to program in JavaScript, don't forget to drink water. Excessive crying could dehydrates your body very quickly.

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Quote of the day.....

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#eminem {
word-spacing: 0;
}

joke/meme css

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EU

joke/meme

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Inspirational JavaScript

joke/meme javascript qoute

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!rant

Communication with a new RFID-Reader:

"Hello RFID-Reader" - "何?"

Okay: "ハローリーダー" - "¿Qué?"

Seriously? "Hola lector RFID" - "Что?"

Wait a minute...
[puts wire into *correct* port of the development system]

"Hello RFID Reader" - "Hello"
- - -

It's been a long day and the brain is obviously the first thing to go to sleep... even when you're still awake.

rant

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Case dismissed 😂

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How often should I change the oil in my search engine?

rant

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Linux
Time to shutdown => 3-5 sec
Time to restart => 3-5 sec

Mac
Time to shutdown => 3-5 sec
Time to restart => 3-5 sec

Windows
Time to shutdown => 15-20 sec
Time to restart => LIFETIME

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1 + 1 = ? 🤔
Ans: 10. 😎
Got zero in exam for this. 😭

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