Me: Instead of doing X we could do Y, that would be better.
Boss: No, bad idea we keep doing X.
a few months later
Someone external: You could do Y
Boss: That is a great idea. lets do Y.

After over 2 months of not opening devRant, here I go again.

My dad's laptop is dying so I decided to give him my old one (because I ordered a new laptop). I asked him if should I keep Linux on it, or should I install Windows. He said "ehh, keep the Linux". So there it is! Linux Mint on top of Dell Latitude E6320 and another person converted to Linux!

Also sorry for not posting just a SS.

It's funny cos it's true

"Always program as if someone who has to work with your code is a violent psychopath who knows where you live."

It's funny because it's !false 😂😂😂

Colleague: Just commit to the current branch so we don't ruin the dev-branch
Me: We could also just create a new branch?
Colleague: No use this one, branches don't "grow on trees"
Me: *facepalm*...

Trying to find error for the whole day in the bloody program........

Found out semicolon was missing 😶😶😶😶😶 (using notepad)

Must agree with this..........

Pushing code to production without testing

Maintaining old code as comments, coz... you never know when that bug in your commented code turns out to be the next big feature.

"Cybersecurity"

That happens with me after every lazy programming 😓😓

Ah fuck it. I'm just going to buy a stress ball

You code, design it.

Watching my teacher trying to teach HTML to students

Sorry, you are fired

When your hobby is programming

The dev secret...

Website building analogy!

Source: webdesignernews

I hate this image - things in 2 states weird me out

Grumpy looking Tux on Amazon 😀

Source: https://amazon.com/Funny-Linux-Coff...

Branch merging IRL

The secret of a good code ?
The right cup size.

Responsive rubber-ducking

Girlfriend got me a fidget cube for Christmas. I have yet to put it down. This is gonna come in handy for some long nights in the future

Someone 3D printed the original Legend of Zelda world map!! I WANT ONE!!

"You're a programmer? So you can hack my ex's facebook?"

Programmer's Weekend

When you've been the new guy for a while and your colleagues ask you for help for the first time

When you don't use window for a long time.

When I access social media sites...

It's the Go Fucking Work chrome extension.