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C#, C++, SQL, Postgres, Ruby On Rails, JavaScript, Coffee Script, React, Kotlin, .NET, Java
Location

Utah, US

Joined devRant on 6/11/2017

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New rig up and running.

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Testing in production like...

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All those volume sliders people were posting, some were made, WITH source code provided. Hope your clients enjoy.

https://blog.codepen.io/2017/06/...

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So I'm no labor law expert or anything, but this just seems off. Anyone know the legality of this?

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A SQL developer walks between two tables and says "mind if I join?"

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The one week guide to asserting workplace dominance as a software engineer.

https://medium.com/feature-creep/...

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Code: if(customer.primaryContract)

Boss: "just using a variable as a boolean isn't very readable"

Me:
if(!(!customer.primaryContract != !true).toString() == 'false')

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I don't get the pretentious coders who look down at anyone who uses any GUI over command line or anyone who uses an advanced IDE over Notepad++ or VIM.

We get it, you're hardcore, I don't care, I love code competition.

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"Stylized"

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8-Bit Cat

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When you make a massive change to the code base and run the test suite to drive out functionality but nothing fails...

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Challenge to the internet:
Make the worst volume control you can imagine.

The internet respond, and some are epic level bad:
https://imgur.com/gallery/XOT47

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Dev lesson learned the hard way. Never rm -rf with wildcard arguments... If you think you're being clever it probably means you're about to mess up some shit.

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-Look at super hacky code for 30 minutes
-Ask yourself, how did this ever work, guy must have been an idiot
-Check annotations, you committed it
-"Dear God past self, what have you done..."

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That moment when you go to merge a branch and realize no one rebased for 3 weeks and your whole day will be merge conflicts...

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