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AboutEnthusiast of strict, safe, elegant and beautiful programming languages. Allergic against boilerplate. Certified hater of clown languages like JavaScript. 📱 Developer of JoyRant, the unofficial devRant iOS app that doesn’t crash.
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SkillsSwift, SwiftUI. I have a truly large list of other skills which this margin is too narrow to contain.
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LocationGermany
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Joined devRant on 6/30/2017
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Anything that has ads should be free.
Anything that costs money shouldn’t have ads. -
@whimsical I see Java as the language of boilerplate and tedious ceremony.
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I don’t know how you managed to accumulate 57 upvotes but it ends here.
Looking at your comments, you are obviously an ad spammer.
Fuck you! -
Flashbacks from that "Wolfenstine" retard. 😂
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Just invalidate your cache after read access and you are good to go.
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You don’t help them, you fire them.
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@torbuntu yeah but "they" don’t know that. The thought alone that the coverage will go up is enough :)
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How many freaking grammatical errors and wrong spelling can you have in so little text?
Holy hell, this makes ostream look like a lexical genius! -
Use a profiler and hunt down the memory leaks?
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> Who tests mocks?
People who get a boner when the test coverage number goes up. -
Green environments with grass and trees
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Yup, recognized it as AI right away.
Just… why? Contribution to the dead internet? -
@retoor might as well suggest to migrate to India :]
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@D-4got10-01 Apple has solved this with "app thinning". It’s pretty much automatic. :)
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@BordedDev peking duck sweet-sour 🤤
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@BordedDev I don’t want to change the topic but Apple dog foods almost everything.
Except for their web services. And it shows. -
@BordedDev not sure but I don’t think so. Geese are assholes and ducks are superior in every conceivable way.
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@donkulator @BordedDev that’s the funniest shit ever!
They keep releasing their new UI dev tech every couple of years and don’t use any of it themselves. No wonder it’s dogshit. -
And no shit, if I want infos about x y z, I have to search for the keywords x y z? Really? I’d never thought of that! Thank you, random spammer idiot on the internet!
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How many permutations of the same words do you want to post, retard?
Stick your SEO up your ass!
My guys will escort you to the exit… -
Huh?
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@donkulator yeah, I know. Big companies are explicitly structured in such a way that the peasants at the low levels (devs) can never directly talk to those in higher levels.
In the company that I work for, when the project that I was working in for 4 years got cancelled, me and the other devs of course wanted answers. But it was literally impossible to get them. The higher ups have decided. You don’t have a say in it. And you don’t even have the right to ask them why.
We got a tiny little bit of info through a chain of connections, but that was it.
I’m convinced that at MS it’s much worse than that. -
Yup the idea of this crap depending on a specific device terrifies me.
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@BordedDev it’s like they wanted to win the contest of lexical sorting to appear on top
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@retoor you mean keynotes 🧐🍷
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@BordedDev oh yes, I remember those 😅
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@D-4got10-01 now I’m thinking of the fucking bitcoin recovery wizard asshats 😒
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@BordedDev I’m not saying that you are born gay or not gay and it can’t change later.
It can change, but it changes without your will being involved in it. For example, you can’t change to be not gay just because you want to, to conform to society. You can’t change it, only hide it.
And as @Hazarth said, part of it is discovery.
You discover what you are and you can say that "you changed" as the result of that.
It’s all a bit ambiguous because of the fuzziness of human language.
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@D-4got10-01 TestFlight is very convenient and doesn’t have the 100 devices limit.
Instead, there is a 90 days limit per build (uploaded app version).
JoyRant lives in TestFlight for many years now 😅 -
@D-4got10-01 ah, ok you mean if you have a test farm of devices.
Yes, the device must be registered as a test device and you can have at most 100 test devices. Apple does this so that you can’t abuse test deployments as actual deployments by simply registering all of your client’s devices as test devices.
You can remove devices from the list once a year. Again, to prevent abuse.
I never encountered a company which needed more than 100.
So, not that big of a deal actually. And nowadays you can let xcode register test devices automatically.
