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I can‘t even make a joke about Champignons because in English it’s just mushroom. 🤬
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well they made up a word so they can't be sued legally. and one vague enough that people can hallucinate what it may have meant literally. which is literally nothing
it's doublespeak with hypnotism of your dreams. just repeat positive words until your client falls asleep, like you're a snake charmer, and then you gain access to their unconscious and can slap your name and logo all over everything they ever associate with happiness. after sowing the fields, come to reap their soul over the years. Disney did it first by brainwashing kids
git gud. dystopia now. -
CaptainRant419745m@jestdotty Such foul practices and manipulation! Sounds like your license plate is GORW-1984. lol.
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