Love it

You call it C sharp. My professor calls it C hashtag. I call it C pound sign.

Girl: "hey"

My Brain:
java.lang.NullPointerException:
at net.brain.functions.Talk.retrieveSpeech(Talk.java:2978)
at net.brain.functions.Talk.createFlirtyResponse(Talk.java:3132)

Me: null

*Girl walks away*

Code not working.
Comment out code.
Slowly rewrite it bit by bit till it works again.
Check against commented code.
They're the same.
Wtf.

Seven hours wasted on this shit :/

I fucked up hard for the first time yesterday at work.

Came in and expected a huge speech from the bossman.

He called me to his office:

Explained me where I went wrong and what I should do next time with a big smile on his face!

Professional googler.

My advice for new devs, or to all of us :)

Code reuse.

A surprisingly honest sales site

If you're not learning anything new at your job it's probably time to move on.

To all new devs:
- Your language of choice is fine.
- There is no superior way to indent, yours is fine.
- Your IDE is fine.
- Your OS is fine.

Unless you work in my team, of course.

"The server is flooded!"

"With requests? DDoS?"

"No."

General advice: If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.

1 - Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.

2 - Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.

3- Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren’t really bugs.

4 - Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn’t work and discovers 15 new bugs.

5 - Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature product announcement based on overly-optimistic programming schedule, the product is released.

6 - Users find 137 new bugs.

7 - Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs, but introduce 456 new ones.

8 - Entire testing department gets fired.

9 - Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs.

10 - New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He raises the programming team's salary to redo the program from scratch.

11 - Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.

12 - fml

Windows is being an over-achiever today

#truth

Real programmers don't comment their code. It was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

I'm not sure if I should be Happy or Sad about this :/

😎😎😔😎

We have a lot of monitoring screens on walls at my work... Some of them show charts... The one showing the last two months of mailbox database growth has started taking an odd shape.

Hate braces?

Every programmers dream convo

My project manager sent this to me today.

Nice try

When I accidentally double tap on someone's rant.

Creepy..... WTF

well, sorry Dave

Who else think this is awesome

Samsung engineer atm

When you need to be sure