I need a few updates myself

When programmers troll. The comments of this commit is also legendary: https://github.com/torvalds/linux/...

Am I the only one that prefers a clean laptop with no stickers?

(I do put all my stickers in a notebook however.)

Distributed systems be like

If Gordon Ramsay made code reviews, I would watch that show. Especially the insults he would use for handling clients.

"This code has so much spaghetti, it decided to open it's own restaurant"

Most constructive thing I've found on SO so far 😂

Nothing is more permanent than a temporary fix.

Linux doesn't need viruses people fuck that shit up themselves

Worst part of being a dev?
Unanswered stackoverflow question that exactly matches your problem

Just saw a variable in C named like this:

long time_ago; //in a galaxy far away

I laughed no stop.

"Whenever I see a door that says push I pull first to prevent conflicts"

A young guy I work with burst into tears today, I had no idea what happened so I tried to comfort him and ask what was up.

It appears his main client had gone nuts with him because they wanted him to make an internet toolbar (think Ask.com) and he politely informed them toolbars doesn't really exist anymore and it wouldn't work on things like modern browsers or mobile devices.

Being given a polite but honest opinion was obviously something the client wasn't used to and knowing the guy was a young and fairly inexperienced, they started throwing very personal insults and asking him exactly what he knows about things (a lot more than them).

So being the big, bold, handsome senior developer I am, I immediately phoned the client back and told them to either come speak to me face-to-face and apologise to him in person or we'd terminate there contract with immediate effect. They're coming down tomorrow...

So part my rant, part a rant on behalf of a young developer who did nothing wrong and was treated like shit, I think we've all been there.

We'll see how this goes! Who the hell wants a toolbar anyway?!

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Finally I've got it back!!! Say hello to my new tiger 😁

I can finally recognise my master password in my ++'s

Me, trying to get rid of a crappy project

Gets you ever damn time

It feels good rejecting those motherfuckers xD

I don't hate newbies. I hate newbies that think they are pros.

For the Queen fans ...

The other day we found this in our code review tool...

So yesterday evening I was going to play some games. Checked NVIDIA and saw new update (no beta). So I went to install it and it literally fucked up my graphics card.

One monitor stopped working instantly and the other one got this old tv effect like when you had no signal.

Took me two hours to downgrade to my old drivers because I couldn't fucking see shit.

PLS NVIDIA DONT PUSH NEW DRIVERS IF YOU FUCKIN NOT TESTED THEM

Dear Windows update ranters,

no it's not ok that it updated without asking you.
Yes, you can avoid that, either by changing your update settings or installing a third party program that will block updates or prompt you before installing them. Tbh, it can hardly be easier and simpler than that.
Whatever you do though, and I think a lot of people will agree with me on this one, do NOT post a photo of the update screen. We've literally seen every possible variation of those, including but not limited to loss of unsaved work, inability to work on an urgent project, or just classic anger that such a critical piece of software must update itself once in a while.

We all know that such posts get hundreds of upvotes because hating on Windows is in. All the cool kids do it. However, I believe that we can all do better than that by posting quality rants.

Thanks for reading

Got invited to a "roundtable", where we will discuss email security and the future and direction of where it is going.
Only 10 people in Sweden got a chair

I feel exclusive but also scared that they will find out what a noob I am lol

Just a normal day at Google...

Math problems ...

Sokoban on DOS.

We get it, you don't know how to quit vim...

RIP Privacy

I actually love Mr. Robot because at least they are trying to show the actual tools plus the codes that can be used to hack, not some kind of random console outputs that doesn't even make sense in the most of the tv series/ movies