⬜️Finish my indie Game
⬜️Publish my Indie Game.
⬜️Make my wife pregnant.
⬜️Clean codebase current C++ job
⬜️Learn Piano play
⬜️Create clean coding presentation
⬜️Be more productive

Wishing all the developers out there a very happy and prosperous new year. May your code always compile on the first try and your age gets incremented without bugs.

Client waiting for you to fix bug in production

Welp, got the weekend off and since computer doesn't work anymore, me has no entertainment.
Me is sad. 😞
Me is in a financial clasp.
If the phone gives in too (which, let's be honest, it's nearing it's natural death time) I'm majorly fucked. Let's hope it doesn't give in for a few more months at least. (until I finish thesis, at the very least)

... I think I'm gonna spend this weekend just being sad. 😞 And PMS, ofc. 😐 🔻

Becoming a dev is hard, what was the thing that motivated you the most in your journey?

Currently coding as a hobby, but hoping to turn this passion into a full time job someday.

Also, why is devRant so obsessed with hentai?

love finding those lol

😜😜😜😜😜😜

Some people refactor because feature updates need to be optimized throughout the code base.

I refactor because I am terrible at planning.

Nerds build robots to steal jobs from their former bullies.

LifeMMO - make a MMO rpg like game out of real life [more details]

Wtf dude?

!rant Finally arrived.
And just in time for my birthday tomorrow. Thanks dfox and trogus for this amazing community. And for the swag! 🎉😀

Yo JS 😎

So what would you class yourselves as:-

A) Developer
B) Software Developer
C) Software Engineer
D) Programmer

I go with with Software Engineer. This for me sounds complete for what I do. What do you guys think and why?

5 months ago I've decided to back to the programming after 8 years of Civil Engineer careere. Today I'm working at amazing tech startup (BaaS) and every day is an awesome experience, I think that it was one of the best decisions in my life.

@dfox just listened to episode 1 of podcast. It was great, so good to listen to passionate people like DHH.
Suggestion for new guest: Samy Kamkar

So, this happened...

"Hey babe, are you a Galaxy Note 7? Cause you really blowin' up my mind!"

The best answer

@dfox maybe it's a good idea to make devRant available for splitscreen on phones :D

I think it's amazing to listen to my girlfriends ranting on whatsapp and scrolling through devRant at the same time! (double ranting)

so we all are doing wrong

I love how united this community is.
Everyone cares about everyone.
Everyone understands everyone's troubles.
"Run Away" seems to be the most popular and helpful advice anyone and everyone gives. 😆

Wow!!!

devRant, the only positive and supportive online community for programmers.

until you mention an OS.

then all bets are off.

It's too late...

Coworker: Can you create program for me?
Me: What this "program" going to do?
Coworker: Hack bank network and send me money. Can you make it for Android?
😆😆😆

Spend half an hour finding music to listen to while I code; Pause it after 30 seconds to concentrate on refactoring. Stays paused for rest of day.

Really getting the most out of those expensive new headphones.

Even error smiles at me now😑, days aren't far when they start LOL at me!

Waiting for Apple to approve your app like:

Laught out loud, had to share it here