Amateur astronomy, even if I'm no longer doing astrophotography. This is an old photo, I made this in 2010 (it's the Andromeda galaxy, an easy subject).

So true 💡

Absolutely me. Any Dev girls want a guy like me😁

I don't treat people as objects but some of them are clearly not functional.

I was googling what happens when an ambulance gets stuck in traffic, but was reminded that I am a dev...

Dude! We have toilets on each floor. Why do you push shit on git?

Q: Why should you never meet a developer when he is ill ?
A: Because he becomes a Devill.

Happens often 😂 😂

" I wish to have a job where I can sit all day and still have a salary " said the 9 years old me not really considering the consequences. 11 years old later, here I am with *a dream come true* along with a constantly killing back and knees pain at my 20's writing some java codes.

okay, I promise.

New JS arrow functions:
⇶ (“the gun rack”) – executes three times
↝ (“wiggly boi”) – finds the least efficient solution possible
⟳ (“the self-monch”) – executes forever
⍆ (“🤷‍”) – adds random side effects
⍅ (“the total and complete s**t”) – undoes the only useful and expected part of its execution

Absolutely hilarious 😆

https://medium.com/@Heydon/...

I look for a job cuz I want to buy games. Now I have a job I don't have time for games.

Just a hard worker

Random guy : Well I'm not tracked on the internet, I use private tabs.
Me : Well, I'm not sleeping with your mom, I use condoms

*food comes in at work today*
Fellow engineer: yum yum yum!
Me: apt apt apt!
All engineers: 😑

😅

Damn Oracle

😂😂😂 xD

Ranters this week

When you finally accept that the code will never be bug-free and instead make friends with the uncaught exceptions.

My friend said "I googled it on duck duck go"

Me: Dude what?

so true #copied

Stackoverflow.

2011: 3 billion devices run Java
2018: 3 billion devices run Java

Hey, have you ever wanted to punch a developer 8611 times before?

Never leave your login on a postit

How I meet devRant...

it'd be a nice game. Let's download.

I just came to delete my gmail account from when I was 12-13. I haven't touched it in years. There was a video where someone needed tech-related help, so I helped them, and I think that's where this person found me...

"Hacker."

Source: /r/programmerhumor

Try to understand Nerds.....

>Do you speak Latin?
>Yes ofc
>Wow! Tell me something in Latin
>"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet...."
> :O

When you talk to other devs about what their code did. I also relate myself to this.