Why dark is spelled with a 'K' and not 'C'?
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Because you can't 'C' in dark.

Thanks but what the fuck.

He fast as fuck

Phone just had a seizure.

Sounds about right 🙄

apple: give us more money plz

Right Ctrl be like - You guys are getting clicked? XD

😂😂😂

They’re trying too hard.

hmmm, deep analogy 😀😮

Use JS

First time posting here. I'm a programmer with Python as a main. Currently exploring both Java and C++, trying to move past the basics and into more advanced content.

I look forward to posting and interacting with others on this site.

Machine Learning is the future.
#MachineLearning #artificialintelligennce

Happy holidays... In the office

There should be a deep category to post this kinda stuff

frontend vs backend

Interview

HR: So .. tell us .. where do you see our AI acting in 5 years?

ME: Doing your job minus the stupid questions.

*silence*

Boss breaks out in laughter.
"Oh boy you're hired"

I actually talked to my duck. He solved my Server 500 error which said "java.lang.NoSuchFieldError: logger". I had to purge the build .class files and recompile the application and low and behold it runs.

Why is my duck a better debugger than most actual debuggers? He didn't even go to college!

Uncle Bob said to always be verbose with your naming 👍

Me after 13 hours of coding yesterday...

I think it's time to stop and go to sleep....

did u ?

It was a screenshot of reddit thread.
So, I didn't deserve it anyway!

I love how the people on here are pretty much always nice.
Yes, there are some *wink AlexDeLarge* who use strong language, some dirty jokes and sometimes there are topics where people don't agree on but I've never seen any honest insults or toxic behaviour (other than the opinion on your shitty client or boss lol).
No annoying trolls (the nearest to a troll I know on here is Jase but he's fun and mostly welcome here).
No spam/ads from users (only maybe recommendations).
And the most unbelievable thing is that devRant itself is free, adfree and based on the community voluntary donating for the server and work costs.

Dude, devRant fucking rules.

Dunno what to do now...

Every time

Windows 10 in dual boot.
It reminds me that I should care about the people who use my products.
Other than that, all usual things sublime, git, TERMINAL, Jetbrains

How do you guys manage your time? Do programmers really have a life?

Student... one day...

Gets you ever damn time

Upon suggestion of @platypus I went to the cafe and just took my tablet there (unfucking the laptop's rootfs flash drive took too long, and ArduinoDroid's avrdude didn't seem to work very well), so just doing some chatting in IRC and trying to figure out how the hell I'm supposed to make a serial link to a Proxmox VM from the host (thinkstation on the top left pane).

Attached below is the screenshot of that.. much turminel, very h3xx0r! But so far nobody has come up to me calling me "evul h3xx0r" yet.. very intriguing! I expected things to be much worse.

A glass of Duvel in front of me, tastes great! Cheers!

Enough of Linux stickers! Here are some stickers of products which I barely recognize half and use none at work 😅

No, thank you, you nice little app. If you wanted to call someone to find out the weather, I think I can do it myself.