Recursion 😂😂

I have lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

A handy linux tutorial for whom cares!

Dear DEVS,

chmod -R 777 /

is not the right way to fix your application permissions issues!!!!!!

Yours truly,
sys ad who is not fixing your production server.

Good news: Today my app reached 1 million daily users. 😃😃😃💰

Bad news: It started out as a side project and my shitty code is not scaling well at all. 🙃

When you look at the old projects you abandoned on github

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If you somehow managed to install Mac OS on a raspberry Pi, does that make it an Apple Pi?

I'm sorry, I'll leave now...

I'm just really bad at finishing anythi

Ranted about that porn work prank.

Forgot a joke the senior linux engineer pulled with me.

I came back from the toilet and sat down. Logged in. Cursor was on the left screen. Looked away and then back. Cursor was on the right screen.

*wait what? hmm must be my memory.*
*looks away and turns back*
*wait did that cursor just move.....?*
*damn what's up with me...?!?*
*turns around and looks back VERY quickly*
*cursor moves all over the screen*

*looks at front usb inputs*
*notices a wireless receiver*

*laughing from the corner where the senior linux engineer is sitting*

MOTHERFUCKER.

Mr Sys Admin or Mr Admin Sys

Hot fix of a production bug!

I don't understand why so many people fight this war of tabs vs spaces. My colleagues elegantly solved the problem just not using indentation at all

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Git blame strikes again

It's 2017 and you're not allowed to complain about syntax error bugs. Get a proper tool for the job.

We don't use rocks for hammers, and we don't use notepad for coding

I have to admit I didn't expect that...

Being honest in an interview:

- Can you work under pressure?
- I can, but I'd rather not.

Boss: “Do you think you can work on Saturday? We really need the help.”

Me: “Yes, of course.”

Boss: “Great, thank you.”

Me: “I’ll probably be late, though, as public transport is slow on the weekends.”

Boss: “Okay, when do you think you will be at the office?”

Me: “Monday”.

Huehuehue

Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave something that can be traced back to you.

"So what are your hobbies?"

Me: "programming"

"No i mean your real hobbies, besides the work you do"

Me: *awkward silence*

Basically spent 3 hours to track down and delete a whitespace today.

"Hey, can you help me with our Algorithms & Data Structures task? I tried to tranlate my problem with Google translator but I can not select the option to translate into Java."

I was speechless when a girl actually asked me that

When fixing things:
Linux = be root
Windows = reboot

As a Dev,
I hate writing Docs.

As a Dev,
I hate it when there's no Docs.

Vicious Cycle.

🤔✍👍 ✔

Pro tip - Infect your computer with small viruses to build its immune system.
Kinda shitty tip

"What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months." - Fred Brooks