How to make a bomb:

Buy a note 7 [Even your OWN color]
Plug up
Wait
Enjoy

please don't...

The whole family

Apparently, an old ex-boss overrated me, he thinks, he's still better than me, I've joined a related to him company and I saw code he wrote recently and I feel nothing but shame for him, why the f*ck on earth does this kind of douches exists?

why feminists don t like javascript? everything is an object

Series a developer should watch:
Mr. Robot
Silicon Valley
The IT crowd

Thats just how it is

A programmer walks into a bar. He says "I'll have 0x01 root beers".

The bartender pours him a root beer.

Another programmer walks into a bar. He says "I'll have 1.0f root beers".

The bartender pours the second programmer a root beer float.

Me: Are you sure you want this in the acceptance test procedure?
Lead: Yes.
Me: I'm just saying, we don't have any requirements for this feature so it doesn't really belong there.
Lead: Just put it in.
Me: Are you sure? It's a lot of work for something that isn't even required to be there.
Lead: Go do it.
Me: Okay.
*I do the work and it goes to peer review*
High ranking person from another team: I don't see any requirements traceability. Why is this in here if there are no requirements?
Me: WELL AIN'T THAT A GOOD GODDAMN QUESTION!?