Two factor authentication atrocities 😍😍

I would die -.- xD

I've never had a great experience working with designers, but this one might be the laziest! Props if it's for a friend and unpaid though.

This guy

Finally, one of my pens got picked. Idk why I feel so good now #mademynight

Nobody in IT ever smiles this much

Okay, I'll admit I hardly got any work done but doing some programming in a hammock was fun...

Understanding Bitcoin

So, eventually they understood a lot of SO users are assholes. 😁

Oh shit

So i saw this on fb today..
Haha

Who says a dev doesn't go outside? I barely stay somewhere indoor more than a couple of hours.
Now that everyone is sharing their setups:

When you stare into git, git stares back.

It's fucking infinite.

Me 2 years ago:
"uh was it git fetch or git pull?"

Me 1 year ago:
"Look, I printed these 5 git commands on a laptop sticker, this is all I need for my workflow! branch, pull, commit, merge, push! Git is easy!"

Me now:
"Hold my beer, I'll just do git format-patch -k --stdout HEAD..feature -- script.js | git am -3 -k to steal that file from your branch, then git rebase master && git rebase -i HEAD~$(git rev-list --count master..HEAD) to clean up the commit messages, and a git branch --merged | grep -v "\*" | xargs -n 1 git branch -d to clean up the branches, oh lets see how many words you've added with git diff --word-diff=porcelain | grep -e '^+[^+]' | wc -w, hmm maybe I should alias some of this stuff..."

Do you have any git tricks/favorites which you use so often that you've aliased them?

Non-dev buddy: Dude I'm gonna report you to the tech department what are you hacking??
Me:

I don't really like memes but this one is way too relatable...

This is my collection of geeky stickers! Do you like it? :)

Just found the best dev ever.

https://alcohollick.com/tfw.html

I prefer watching YouTube tutorials created by natural, cursing and burping developers to videos created by sterile people with fake smiles and awful jokes.

Bucky Roberts from Thenewboston @youtube! This guy has taught me more than my professors in uni!

His legacy lives on
Rest In peace

I guess my dog doesnt like Dev rant. Bye bye 1.5 year old stress ball :,(

A sad day it is

No. More. Writing. Code. On. A. Fucking. Piece. Of. Paper.

 (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

She said YES 😍❤️😃

Probably the strangest thing (bug?) I've found on Google Translate.

https://translate.google.com//...

Start teaching actual code, not dreamweaver.

coincidence?

My sister got me some stickers as a birthday present but she didn't know where to buy them. So she painted a gift card instead...😮

Got call from extremely angry customer, our product is shit and doesn't work. At all. Important customer so I went to visit.

He had the perfect setup, our product to the left, our competitor's to the right.

He connected the Ethernet cable to their product, it worked. He plugged it out and connected to ours... Nothing. Shit.

I started to debug on the premises, took logs, everything. It seemed like our product didn't receive any data at all. What the fuck? Tried everything, debugged low level, still nothing. Sweating as hell.

After two hours I got a strange feeling. So I swapped place, our product to the right, competitor's to the left. Now OUR product worked, competitor's zilch.

THE FUCKING ETHERNET CABLE HAD A GLITCH. IF YOU BENT IT TO THE RIGHT IT WORKED, IF YOU BENT IT TO THE LEFT IT WAS BROKEN.

I had never seen a customer be this embarrassed in my life. He apologized to me, my boss, his boss, the Queen, everyone.

We got the contract.

*Starts devRant.*

Notification count: 73.

Where the hell do I even start? o.O

I tell my parents that I chose Game Development in the GeoLab course(The college which my mother really wanted me to try), and mother's response is: „Gaming is mankind's disaster. Why do you want to make more people miserable?“

Kill. Me. Now.