@homo-lorens we have a time tracker and the project manager in question knows it would be better not to change things all the time they just don't care

@ravijojila unfortunately this is my regular 9-5 job but I guess that technically means I'm paid by the hour

!important

Yes! I knew it can't be only that certain project manager at my job, he must have learned it somewhere.

It was fun and I've definitely met a bunch of people who are very much like certain characters in the show. The cringy sitcom stuff was a bit too much though, especially in the first few seasons.

How long did that all take?

@Lensflare thanks man

In case anyone interested in the follow-up, I told her I'm not a sys admin or helpdesk guy so I'm not sure if I can help with that. She said since I'm a man I'm supposed to know this stuff anyway, so I told her I don't see how that's relevant as I've never used my genitals to buy and enter a windows product key. Long story short, it turns out she likes my bitter and sarcastic style and actually was able to get activate her windows with all this information and we are going on a date today evening.

@vomitmachine if you say you are a janitor they will be like 'please repare the sink in my kitchen'

@BobbyTables pretty much. Well, if I'd get free health care in return I wouldn't complain

Monument Valley

@N00bPancakes and this idea train has no breaks either

@UnicornPoo not for me, I will be on holiday checking work-related communication channels maybe once a week

@pseudonim Hello, Hello, DevRant World

@littlesparrow no, we physically can't. There is just not enough time, even if the whole team would double their hours with the same effectiveness. They will have to understand it will not happen before like mid-January.

Time is only an illusion but the answer is still a nice round 0

This. It can be a bit discouraging to see all the bad practices and spaghetti code written by previous devs though.

Don't worry about kink shaming, this supposed to be a safe space for people who do unusual stuff.

@jadou @c3r38r170 I hope you will find it useful :)

@Lor-inc pretty much what I told him when he got back to me today. He wasn't exactly happy about the answer and doesn't want to let it go so the next step is wasting the cto's time

So basically be a pirate, right?

@AlmondSauce sometimes it feels like one too

@asgs It's just business, nothing personal. *insert Godfather screenshot here*

Oh the good old Poseidon's Kiss

@Jilano as someone who is working abroad (in the EU) and doesn't speak the local language that well I'm pretty sure it is possible to get by in these countries with only English if you are working for a tech company

Create handwritten copies and nail them on the toilet doors

You can't solve problems with suicide. It would just create new ones for others like your family and friends.

If she is friends with your friends then she'll have some friends at the wedding. Invite them together and that's it 😉

Not really since the company needs me more than I need them 😉

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