My programming teacher wrote an "else if" like this... Should I quit???

Hum? Windows? Go home, you are drunk...

OMG guys, a girl asked me to teach her how to program!!! Should I marry her now???

Making mistakes

Today my coisinhas asked me to remove a ad virus from her computer and the bad thing este is that is at programming at fu***** university and it is even worst when she sad that none of her friends could fix the fu***** problem!!! I just did it in 5 min by searchin in the web!!!!

So i send my phone to the warranty because of the problema that you can see at the image, and the answer of the company was that it is normal and they don'r repair it.

Can you guys explain me how on the world this is a feature of the display...

PS: the white part you see is a ghost of the previous image

Today I saw a stupid kid at a hardware Facebook group saying that the Core i7 is for laptop and the Core i5 is for desktop...and the worst part is that he thinks he's right. OMG what this kids have in their heads this days...

I just installed Ubuntu on my old laptop and Jesus that terminal is just amazing. Now I see why GUI is for noobs.

Today one of my friends asked me how to change a div background color and I sad that it was in the CSS and he told me he didn't has CSS...

This is a question of my English test. And I'm at the 11 grade...

******TRIGGER WARNING******

So my friens doesn't belive that spotify has a better sound than YouTube...LMAO

I hate when this happens:

Me: "I'm a programmer."
Other Guy: "Seriously? Can you fix my printer?"

I hate when some program crashes and he takes the Windows whit him. It's like: "You come whit me b****!"