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Today Facebook reveled that they stored millions of people’s passwords in plaintext in a database accessible to thousands of employees... shocking. And what’s more? Today their stock went up. Seriously guys!?!? Hold companies accountable! Make them pay!

drake again

check this wallpaper...

Refactoring that old code written by you

Noice!

when you have no QA department
- via CodeHumor

now we know

who still makes lan partys? this image is an old lan party with friends.

when your boss wants to change the business logic when it's just 1 week away from production release. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Who doesn't love linked lists?

It's a merge conflict

Built my new PC over the weekend.. An absolute beast... A Blood Beast

Once again, the earth has accomplished the 30th full round since I was born.

++age;
officiallyOld = true;

Chrome as bartender in windows

Upvote if you can relate😂

i'm getting headaches right now...

Companies asking if your desired salary is negotiable.

My laptop's purring, what could cause this problem?

Made it!!! Starting at CERN on September 1st! :)

A big thank you to you guys for the support in my previous posts!

Little companion. Odroid-Go. Pretty nice office item ^^

Today our team got the best grade in our Windows OS presentation in English.
I have talked about the security aspect and got an A.
The other two comrades got an A and an A-.
My English teacher told me that I was perfect. That made me so fucking proud. Oh god.
I don't even know why I'm writing this lol

Client didn't pay?
Don't worry, I have come across this beautiful repo with a great idea :P

https://github.com/kleampa/not-paid

D E F R A G M E N T I O N

differences...

My ex-boss who had 35 years of experience in IT Industry, didn't know one single fucking coding language, obviously had no clue about source control or anything even remotely related to computers, and had been project manager of a project having over 1 million lines of totally undocumented code split into 389 files with no apparent structuring. All variables were either alphabets or names of programmers who developed them.
Code was in Python 2 and had bugs/line ratio ~= 5.
He asked to write a 'wrapper' class and somehow run it in Java and fix all bugs automatically. (insert Shia LaBeouf's magic GIF here)

When I said it doesn't make sense, he said you should put in hard work and do it, and not give excuses.
Time given to do this - 1 hour :-P

Good thing I quit that shit place and that pathetic moron. Love my new job and life! :D

Seriously managers should trust their developers and allow some degree of freedom. It helps a lot.

Debugging comments be like...

Maybe aliens haven't visited our solar system because we have one star...they would probably be looking for systems with 4 or 5 stars rating.

That awesome moment when you're hailed as God Of Internet, and all you've done is just restart the router :D