Good rule...print it out and hang it up!

Fellow ranter who ever posted about fakeupdate.net thank you so much for the entertainment, a colleague forgot to lock their computer and came back to a heart attack and we had a nice laugh

This is exactly what happens when your client ask for something impossible you you still have to find a hack

There are 3 types of fear
1. Terror
2. Panic
3. Client is using internet explorer

In my college days i was designing a bootloader for avr microcontroller , i had the idea to flash code wirelessly to avr over bluetooth and also cross compile the compiler for android device so that you can code on android, every thing went well just one thing didn't, i saw that code of certain size is executing properly , greater than that size gives me wired outputs so i have to dump hex from the avr (that is flashed the by bootloader) and compaire it with the original hex of code it got messy as you can see, most fun part of this bug is that error can be anywhere cross compiler may be fucked up , the bootloader may be fucked up , or it may be my bluetooth module , after 14 hours of staring at the hex code i figured out the mess in bootloader instruction that was changing the page address for flashing .

when it worked it was 3am in night i literally burst into tears of joy next day bought myself a cake to celebrate

the official Android documentation says it stands for "What a Terrible Failure"...sure it does Google, sure it does....

Spaghetti Code, Spaghetti Code.
Flush it right down the commode,
Spins a call graph, unreadable size,
Anyone who sees it cries.
Look out, here comes the Spaghetti Code!

When you're drinking while coding, then you visit some wrong page in a site and....

Languages without semicolon and curly brackets feel weird.

When you "think" got rid of some errors and end up making 15 more errors. You be like "I WANT MY OLD ERRORS BACK RN!"

the only way I could proceed further now is studying research papers!

When you to do a count on something - array or SQL and end up putting c*nt

.life { content: ""; }

#trump.elected > #population {
transition: 5s;
location: canada;
}

function myLife(time){
if(time.current() < time.alarm1)
sleep();
if(time.current() = time.alarm1){
wakeUp();
if(tired || hungover){
snooze();
sleep();
} else{
getReady(speed.Normal);
goTo(work, speed.Normal);
doMyJob(function(){
goTo(home);
});
}
}
if(time.current() = time.alarm2){
wakeUp();
if(tired || hungover){
snooze();
sleep();
} else{
getReady(speed.Fast);
goTo(work, speed.Normal);
doMyJob(function(){
goTo(home);
});
}
}
if(time.current() >= time.alarm3){
wakeUp();
if(tired || hungover){
workFromHome();
} else{
goTo(work, speed.Fast);
doMyJob(function(){
goTo(home);
});
}
}
}

I'm not sure how many people on here would care about this since it's not strictly a dev issue, but just thought I'd let everyone know, iOS default apps can now be deleted on iOS 10

I've tried on and off for years but remain completely unable to engage with any information about formalised design patterns without spacing out. 😴

Hit 1000 while on the crapper. I wouldn't have it any other way.

When you're on DevRant reading a rant, have to Google what their talking about and then come back to upvote it like you knew.

When you can't find a good tutorial on YouTube and you have to actually read. 😂

Why won't they listen to us the first time?

One of my client's logo used blue and orange colors. He wanted the website to be echo friendly by using most of the green in the web design. We suggested that it would make the web design seem weird but he disagreed.

Anyhow, we went on with the design and designer actually did a pretty good job making the design look great in green along with 2 logo colors. Design was approved. We coded the website and asked the client to do final testing.

Today, I received an email from the client that he wants to remove echo friendly -- the green color -- completely from the website and replace that color with the logo colors.

FML.

But still they manage to interrupt you

while(true) {
Haters.hate()
}

Happened with me during my last project

Working with one team takes the better part of a day...

try {
WorkWithUXTeam();
}
catch {
try {
WorkWithPlatformTeams();
}
catch {
try {
WorkWithArchitecture ();
}
catch {
Delay():
}
}
}

Man, that was annoying on a phone.

while (boss.isSpeaking) {
musicVolume++;
};

that feel when you see "contact the administrator" and you don't know what to do, because you are the administrator

Corgi Stylesheets

This is why I love open source.

Client: Here is a project we've been working on. Could you review and make it work? -Thanks.

Me: