Browsers -.-'

Nice face recognition

sigkill please

FUCKING ENCODING SHITHEADS!
WHY ISN'T UTF-8 THE FUCKING DEFAULT EVERYWHERE!
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What's the best thing thing about UDP jokes?

I don't care if you get them.

When one of the newest developers submits code that looks 100x better than his usual stuff and you respond "You need to include the link to where you got this"

Fuck Linker errors

Programmer: A pointer walks into a bar.

Non-programmer: I don't get the reference.

What the literal fuck? This is an ad targeting devs. They don't even know what a fucking programming language is.

https://youtube.com/watch/...

The problem with C++ is that all of your friends can see your private parts.

When you and your team just gave a thousand reasons why you should do it the right way and your PM just nodded and continue to argue for the retarded way to do it cause it's faster ..

I want to create multiple entries on a worklist with one message in one of the systems we work with.

I googled the issue and miraculously found link about precisely this issue...

It was a mailing list... with my messages... last message: "thanks, i managed to figure it all out"...

And no details...
Well, fuck me...

When I visit sales or marketing...

Newest addition to my desk (after reviewing code written by ex-coworker)

Interviewer: So here are the technical tests. You have 20min.
Me: We agree I can use the internet?
Interviewer: No, sorry.
Me: Good, I'll make you pen&paper websites then. Seriously!?

For once I would like to have a scrum master who doesn't try to be a psychologist and just helps us adhere to whatever methodology we are supposed to be following.

We are developers, we know we're dysfunctional, we like it that way and stop telling me I have to wear pants to meetings!!!

Today I got stuck 1 hour with an error, I was about to post it on SO then I discovered that was an elementary blunder.
Pheew
Today I avoided to get -200 points

Crappy team bonding or conference days where you spend the day away from your machine listening to motivational speeches from arsehole senior managers!!

"And don't forget everyone, there's no I in team."

"No, but there's a U in cunt."

Programming in plain text:

Hello, world!

Team meeting in 25min

the feeling when you work 9 hours a day and you are waiting to get home to work on your own apps. getting home takes an hour. After arriving home your girlfriend (who was home whole day doing nothing) tells you that you should go to buy some stuff and we got some letters so you should go to post office as well....

Software developers are like a toilet. Just trying to do their damn job, but end up taking everyone's shit.

Sometimes i wonder, why do big companies write horrible api, it feels like they don't want beginners to even touch them 😒

Your mama so dereferenced she dates the garbage collector

I am learning foreign languages explicitly to curse when something does not go as planned but more creatively and so people around me are even more frightened haha

5/2=???

What is the answer in your language?

Am I the only one who, while in public, subconsciously look at what users are doing on their phones in effort to better understand the species known as "user"?

That moment when you want to ask a question on SO but some people asked a similar question yet they didn't get the answer you are looking for but you don't want to get shouted at for reposting so you don't post to SO and go to Reddit instead...

This week I've been struggling with dense, overly-complex code written long ago by someone who didn't add a lot of comments.

Hello again, past me.

This is what happens when you use an 8-bit unsigned int for a temperature field, and it's -2°F outside