When you mention in your resume that you are an active contributor to Linux source code.

I'm gonna build my own Blockchain, with blackjack and hookers.

One of the advantages of weakly-typed languages

When you watch LotR as a geek xD

1969 vs 2017

My eternal struggle

Hi everyone. I'm new to this. Been lurking for a quiet some time. Best community ever IMHO ☺ Started my first programming language as c++ now somehow ended as web developer as hobby. Big shout out for you guys love your all stories ♥

My clients be like

Ohh no!

Double achievements rant!
Computer engineering graduation (finally) + face reveal.

My app just reached 10k users today🎉🎊

Our testers want us devs to start paying 50 cents for each bug the testers find. But they won't agree to paying us devs 50 cents for each bug that makes it into production.

Someone on the IP 127.0.0.1 has been creating a lot of bugs in my code, please beware of you notice any connections from that address.

10 Things You’ll Find Shocking About Asynchronous Operations:

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(found on twitter by @iamdevloper 😂)

Accurate 😂

A sweet note for annoying colleges

Wife discovered MS Paint on her laptop.

She asked me how long the ink would last and how to recharge it when it's finished.

I love her anyway.

frontend development:

- 10% of the time developing and testing
- 90% regretting their choice in life because of Interest Explorer

Time to try something new. Taking a break from Java Programming.

Can totally relate to this

Fuck today was weird.

Today I received almost half a million on my bank account. 😯

Someone changed the ancient cryptic billing system. My user account at work has id 32 in the database, and the dev referenced the size of the creditor id instead of the of the value of the ids itself, and they're u32 ints... So ALL the money moving through our platform was accidentally transferred to my associated bank account.

For all the unit tests we have, this bug tumbled right through.

And no one at finances thought a transfer that big, to a backend dev they know by name, was suspicious — with almost no money going to other creditors...

That worries me a bit. The fact that this shit can happen, even at high test coverage, just because someone mindlessly did a wrong autocomplete or something.

Of course I will send it back... after two weeks and a few hundred € of interest.

Customer at a first meeting:
- "Didn't realize you're a developer, you're almost good looking!"
Never got a more bittersweet compliment.

I'm a better dev than my teacher 😔🔫

So everyone is showing their setup, I thought why not share mine.

Playing 'Skip-Bo' with my daughter.
She: "Why isn't there a zero in this game? You know...0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...."

MY daughter ❤️.

When you accidentally merged two git branches of different repositories.

This is how I feel after working, almost exclusively, with PHP over the last 4 years.

Talk about tough questions.

I like my humour how I like my UI.

DARK.

Git blame strikes again