Which programming language should I learn first

How inheritance works in java

// TODO create awesome rants here to entertain other devs to earn lot of upvotes to get a devRant stressball

Ha Ha Ha... No one can replace my terminal ever...

I am this close to burning this place down

What's with all the people having so much issues with Windows? I often see posts about freezes, crashing and updates. I'm starting to feel like I'm the only one who never has any issues.

Putting todo comments in code knowing it'll never get done.

Bit of a guilty pleasure.

First thing to do after installing a new text editor:

Install shitloads of extensions until you can't open the editor anymore.

Nintendo wins!

SAP GUI developer interview

Questions:
1. Can you design sites for IE 6?
2. Do you hate HTML5?
3. Do you love website design from the 1990's?

If you answered yes to all 3, congratulations you are hired.

Oh yes I know how it feels.

"I have a nephew..."

This guy...

"I want an app for my site."
Please die.

I use BitBucket, not GitHub, but I can't add it to my profile because the repo section only accepts GitHub.

All of the questions I got from my co workers today could were solved by googling their error.

Now I question their ability to even use a computer.

Kids, dont try this at home.

[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo *CLICK*

A.K.A terminal russian roulette.

It's my birthday, gentlemen and ladies 😊

Is it only me who gets screwed up by such silly little things?
Last night I was working on an Android app. I connect it to a URL. It always threw exception. I scratched my head for one whole hour to find out that Cellular Data was not turned ON on the emulator. 😛

If I could!

How software is managed...

I don't understand the phrase "once in a while".
If you execute something only “once“ then why you keep it in a “while“?

The most useful utility I've ever seen 😮

Mozilla turns into dev rant times 2. 😂 😂

Hopefully, i will start working as a full stack web dev. Starting from next month.

May the programming gods be with me and my code.

How fixing bugs at 3am feels like