I just found out about Caddy-Webserver.
That's it Nginx, I'm leaving you.

Interviewer: We're worried you don't have enough backend experience for this frontend position.

Twitter is down. Someone has fucked up production.

finally someone said it

2011: 3 billion devices run Java
2018: 3 billion devices run Java

Just had a feedback session.

Apparently one of my colleague has a problem with me.

The irony is - I didn't even knew the guy's fucking name until now.

Relatable right?

To tell someone that you’re wrong is called CRITICISM

To do it officially is called TESTING

🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪

- Anonymous

New kid came to me in my break (while I was playing LoL) saying I should start coding (he had no clue what my role within the company is).
Said that if I won't get a career in league, I could just (as if it's done in a few minutes) learn coding and make a website with thousands of users (as if that is just done like 1 2 3).
Then with a big grin on his face he proceeded to say "if you ever have some issues with making websites, I could just come to him and he can teach me the basics of Javascript, HTML, CSS and PHP".
So I said: "and who are you?"
He told me his name and what he is going to do within the company.
So I said with a big grin on my face: "Ah, so you're the new kid the boss told me about, nice to meet you, from today on, I'll be your Senior."
I then saw his big grin disappear
then with a big smile on my face I proceeded to say: "If you ever have some issues, please come to see me and I'll be happy to teach you the basics of Javascript, HTML, PHP and CSS"

Then he walked away :^)

1. Finish my degree
2. Get good job
3. Leave current shithole of a country
4. Marry girlfriend

An entire evening and partly night of server disruptions while I'm on call.

I'm sitting here, sleep drunk, on my train 😅

The Devil’s Keyboard

Thx devRant for the stickers

Migrating a 100GB database to AWS. It's gonna be a fun Friday evening.

Nice try

Colleague: "IBM: Infamous Brotherhood of Motherfuckers"

Languages I have used this week at work:
PHP, JS, VB6, VB.net, C#.
Im not kidding.
Time to relax with some good ol' beer 🤣

A developer's worst nightmare is having amnesia.
Imagine being an expert in 6 programming languages and you suddenly lost your memory.

YOU'RE IN DESTINATION FUCKED ALREADY.

Around a week ago I asked my mentor(lecturers friendly sidekick buddy 'o pal) if in iOS dev(the very next subject) I could virtualize, rent in cloud or run a hackintosh instead of buying a Mac. My mentor sounded enthusiastic and asked the lecturer of the next subject, who promptly said no, he did not support or recommend students who tried any of these approaches because in the past he had encountered students who have run into performance issues and we're unable to compile some things. Most likely those students were unable to setup GPU passthrough and whatnot.

However this is the exact point of a VM. It's exactly the same as if you had a real Mac. I believe this is just them being lazy. Tbh, this is an IT course they should be writing guides on how to do virtualisation, not preventing it.

Looks like I'm headed to the Apple store :(

I seem to have terrible spelling when it comes to being on devRant, it's a curse!

But then again when I'm browsing devRant my code ends up cleaner... Hmmm

The joy of using Kotlin instead of Java :')
Though if I'm not mistaken they produce almost same out put :\ but writing kotlin is just time saving IMO

My score was not found

Nightmare. 😂

Painful Representative Often Jeopardizing Expected Completion Times, Making All New Assignments Greatly Escape Reality

Or

P.R.O.J.E.C.T. M.A.N.A.G.E.R. for short.