😂😂😂

Programmers have logic!
Sometimes......

I sold my first app today. I’m 70 cents richer now. ;)

Courtesy - Science page @fb

This is how you'd imagine a sysadmin.

(Stolen from Reddit)

Sudo your dreams

I commit this here. just in case

When you try to tell your fellow devs to start using Git 😶

Life saver

Base10 is interesting.
Did you know that any number > 9 has this weird thing where if you sub it's digits from the number over and over, it'll eventually become 9?

For example: 35
35 - 3 - 5 = 27
27 - 2 - 7 = 18
27 - 1 - 8 = 9

Try it with any number you like.

>Do you speak Latin?
>Yes ofc
>Wow! Tell me something in Latin
>"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet...."
> :O

Another dev on my team just got a new machine. Before he came in today I made two separate USB installers and left him these notes.

Happy Halloween!

How developers take Mirror Selfies !

The second one got me

> Google Drive Version Control best Version Control

OMFG! LMAO! Adobe!

My app just reached 10k users today🎉🎊

I don't understand why so many people fight this war of tabs vs spaces. My colleagues elegantly solved the problem just not using indentation at all

😂😂😂 this's a gem

I know It's time to go to bed when even Socrates needs to look shit up in the pocket reference.

This happens when production issue comes between Onam (Hindu festival) celebration.

Chuck Norris does not rant... But his code does, indeed.

Me and ma kid

This is just sad

void walks into a cave
doesn't return..............

When your vending machine throws an unhandled exception...

Oldies

Working on an existing system for a client and ran into this gem of a comment.

I AM ROOT!