It's always great when our agent helps us out

https://github.com/opal/opal/...

Asshole

I know people who need this!

I like how when you put a device in "Developer Mode", it doesn't complain anymore and lets you do (almost) whatever you want.
I wish there was a "Developer Mode" in society.
Neighbor1:"He's 25 and he has no proper job yet"
Neighbor2:"Oh, he's on developer mode".
Neighbor1:"Ah. Okay."

Random Street Guy1:"Look at her clothes. Kids these days don't have any values".
Random Street Guy2:"Oh, she's on developer mode".
Random Street Guy1:"Ah, Okay."

Not starting sooner.

Ibm quantum computer

Don't try this at home 😋

Thank you makers

Double tapping on a rant little slowly opens the rant activity twice.
Happens when I try to ++ a rant by double tapping. @dfox

Have you ever told yourself to code till 12am and realised that you wanted to fix that bug to the point the clock struck 5...

The Web developer's equivalent to, "have you turn it off and on again":

"Try clearing the cache"

Devrant mentioned in our Databases course! 😱

The only expressions devs have

New to programming.
Just learnt about git.

Git is awesome!!

Everyone here ranting about a fucking missing semicolon. I can't remember the last time a missing semicolon was the issue...

You wanna know what's REALLY BALL-BUSTING????

WHEN THE FUCKING 10 y/o LEGACY CODEBASE, CODED BY FUCKING PHP WORDPRESS SCRIPTERS WHO THOUGHT THEY COULD BUILD AN ENTERPRISE SHIT CAUSE ZF2 "LOOKS EASY" AND THEN FILL IT UP WITH SPAGHETTI, IS SO BAD WRITTEN THAT IN ORDER FOR THE PAGE TO RENDER YOU ACTUALLY ****HAVE**** TO DISABLE ERROR REPORTING SO WHENEVER A FUCKING ERROR HAPPENS ON THE TEMPLATE RENDER COMPONENT OF ZEND FRAMESHIT 2, YOU'RE LEFT WITH A FUCKING BLANK PAGE AND NOTHING IS LOGGED TO THE LOG FILE, SO YOUR ONLY OPTION IS DIE() DEBUGGING LINE BY LINE ON THE 1300 LINES PHTML FUCKFEST OF A VIEW THEY HAVE.

MISSING SEMICOLON? YES PLEASE, GIVE ME MORE OF THAT SHIT

I think that I need a new laptop

"git has stopped working"

Modify existing WordPress theme

Write code on paper.

"Like Facebook, but better"

Credit : 9gag

Laughed so hard, that I had to defenitely post it on devRant.

How programming teachers must feel sometimes...

Uhh.. I guess cat has the power to inexplicably fuck over everything... News to me..

What a beauty to start the day with

Joining an old project

Merry christmas and a happy new year to all IT guys here ;))

Is this a bug devRant??

Hmmmm.. Civ 6 or that Arduino project I've been thinking about? The struggle!

When you're getting paid by the hour instead of by the job.

Source: UNILAD Tech