Send him a link to google

What if it rapes you?

That looks really silly.

I think it's in the wrong order and is missing wakeup();

Why would a vacuum cleaner need to be connected to the internet?

I used to threaten my cousins for getting viruses on their computer by telling them I'd install linux.

Why don't they just buy the <proprietary software> ?

It's always a bad idea to run linux on something "cutting edge".

I used to update when I shutdown. But now it's not possible because of the anniversary update. It's really stupid because my use of the computer can vary between 10 in the morning and 3am. I can only set it not to update for 12 hours? What was wrong with the old way?

I would never trust a company owned by Facebook.

You mean 5 years?

Apple did something similar after siri gave the "wrong" answer to the question "What is the best smartphone ever?"

if(statement){
doSomething();
}

I do that. Is it correct?

You can already get earbuds like the 2018 pic for the current price of the airpods.

clamav?

@Letmecode

http://telegraph.co.uk/science/...

exercise is good for your brain as well as your body. It improves your memory.

I'm forced to use whatsapp for group chats.

any sort of desktop should be fine.

mine too

Considering Apple are having problems with iPhone 6 and 6 plus touchscreens failing (they are getting sued). I'm glad I don't own either.

I was speaking to a recruiter the other day. She told me a lot of companies look for graduates to fill their entry-level positions.

I was told by someone that a CS degree is easy. I asked why and he told me a friend did it. His friend apparently just copied someone else's code.

and less ports

they are both shit in different ways

I send links to my dev friend of stuff I find funny or interesting from the web feed. He probably won't join but at least I can share stuff with him.

I always try to buy double the storage I think I need. Even then it's not enough.