Please realize that whether I say Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays, I don't really mean either.

If slack had seen receipts I'm pretty sure I would end up quitting my job...

Forget about Internet explorer compatibility, EMAIL TEMPLATES are the actual worst. Outlook uses the same html rendering engine as MS WORD. It's sooo painful. All the bad practices you had to do 15 years ago, you have to do when you write email templates.

YOU WILL NOT KNOW PAIN until you have to make an email template, that works in Gmail, Yahoo Mail, OUTLOOK, outlook.com, outlook for mac, MOBILE, Android, the gmail app, IOS, apple mail, and so on. And after you make an unholy abomination of table garbage, then having to make it responsive/mobile friendly after all that!

If something is broken in one client, fixing it will break something in a different client! And then having to take a stab in the dark to try to fix it and then sending yet another test email (which costs $ per test)

I must have slashed decades off my life having to build email templates. It really is horrendous. There are frameworks like Zurb for email that at least let you feel like you're using a modern workflow. But things break just as often.

Honestly if you have the option, use a wysiwyg editor for building emails. At least when it does break (and they all will) you can at least blame the software.

Which is better than spending 4 hours on why that table cell doesn't line up correctly in outlook.

Hacktoberfest in a nutshell

What if life was on git? Where you can simply create new branches of it, stash shit, remove dumb people with dependencies and finally the ability to turn back time with this version control.

I want to do 3 things in life:

1. Learn new technologies and don't work at all just learning.
2. Play video games.
3. Eat without getting over weight.

Give someone a program, you frustrate them for a day; teach them how to program, you frustrate them for a lifetime.

Wanted to download a torrent overnight at my granparebts house. My grandmother tyrned off the internet at the right time in the morning

Note: i started ut about 3 weeks ago

Expecting your client to be nice with you just because you are nice to them is like expecting lion not to eat you, because you don't eat lions.

It's dumb, but I really appreciate the fact that rawgit.com 's logo is sushi.

Nope.. Not doing that.

Seems like a great deal.. 😂😂

My devduck is so old its prehistoric.

So how has the year been for you?

Maybe this could clean up some of the code I’ve seen... 😂

Found today on one of the medium blog. Nicely written :clap:

The latest and greatest from AWS.

The 5 stages of project management:

1 - the Mission:
Receive a project

2 - the Vision:
Over confidence and optimistic time estimation. Tell people how quick you can finish it.

3 - the Climax:
Adding unnecessary features. Try to be innovative. Think different. Feeling like a Rockstar.

4 - the Bargain:
Does not aware deadline is not far away. Reverse all unnecessary or impractical moomshot features. A bit stressed

5 - the Embarrassment:
Unpredicted obstacles or incidents. Late delivery or fail. Feel like a loser.

Sales guys

People are making rants about how they're fed up of seeing Linux vs Windows rants or what not.
Well here's my 2 cents - I'm fed up of seeing rants ranting about the rants! I see more of those now than I do Linux vs Windows or other similar rants!

That's my rant about rants about rants.

Meant to post this a couple of days ago:

I always find it quaint when people worry about putting their clocks forward or back.

People should not eat apples on conference calls.

Website: We care about your privacy and don't sell your information to third parties.

*inspects Privacy Badger*
*notices a truckload of Google/facebook trackers/ad thingies*

Yeah why don't you go fuck yourself.

NOBODY ++ ME EVER AGAIN. My ++s are at 255 right now and I'd hate to overflow.

Just had a fire drill at school. I yelled "GIT PUSH!! GIT PUSH!!".

I've always wanted to do that... :P

I fucking hating working as a subcontractor (hopefully the right term). The interesting things are always given to locals and we just do the fucking day-to-day bugfixing shit.

And due to the fact that we are not in the same city, we are suspected to cheat on the billing just because I made some presentations for the company I'm directly working for (and for which I have an internal budget)

Just go Fuck yourself. Maybe some Indians want do the boring shit (no offense to India)

I have had fiber for a week now and still can't get over how amazing it is to see this speed at my house. I'm getting 125 mbps download and upload coming from 6 mbps down/0.6 mbps up. I feel like I can do anything!

Stop trying to do better than client expects. Never ends good - no one will appreciate your efforts, and it often creates unnecessary misunderstandings.

imposter syndrome

Current me