!rant

Pornhub goes completely https

Developers should be proud.

That moment when something bad happens and ctrl+Z pops in to your head. Then realise ur not using a computer.

I think I am officially a hacker.
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I just installed Linux. 💪😇

The true savior.

Dad: What do you think about this laptop?
*looking at specs... Raising eyes. Intel i3 first gen., 2 GB RAM*
Me: Nice calculator

This one's going up in the cubicle

Gotta love this guy

Goodbye to programmers best friend. He was the best dog, the best listener, a great pair programmer, and someone to keep my lap warm while I work. And more than all of that, even though he was a dog...he was my friend. Goodnight buddy. I hope I see you on the other side.

Hate it when people say HTML is a coding language 😡

Devrant mentioned in our Databases course! 😱

It's midnight here in Paris, France and I just rejected a hook up with a hot girl with the phrase "Sorry I need to debug".
I hope I won't regret it.

Can't tell you about my first job as I've never had one. 😕

Unpopular opinion: I like eclipse

I'm getting tired of these "500++ for a stressball rants".... You have my sympathies BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE, if you really want a stressball JUST BUY ONE.....

You know you're money goes to a good cause... unlike our taxes...

Here's a paradox I guess: why are you stressing over a stressball?

Most used lie you tell to client: -

Client: “Could you make the software do XYZ?”

Programmer: “No.”

What the programmer really wants to say:

“It’s software. Of course we could do it. But:

it would take a very long time,you can’t afford it,we can’t sell it to anyone else because it’s a terrible idea,by the time we finish it, you won’t want it anymore.”

“No” is just easier to say and is less insulting, especially when the client has a dozen of these great ideas.

Inheritance in Java

When you write BS logic, but the code works anyways...

First Rant

I just discovered devRant.
This is so cool.

#HelloWorldRant

I am so thrilled that the hackathon that I coorganized is happening! 😍😍

My first software teacher almost made me quit programming for life.

She spent the entire year not showing us how to make a shity app in visual basic. Zero help. We all hated it.

At the end of the year and she realised she had 'forgotten' to teach us 70% of the course. We all failed miserably! I didn't touch programming for almost 3 years. (unless you could MATLAB, which I don't).

That was when I discovered Mehran Sahami's CS106A course on the Stanford website. Honestly the best teacher I've never met! His passion is boundless and mastery of teaching is second to none. Thanks to him I discovered programming and I love it! Karol the robot should get a special mention too!

Good teachers make the world of difference.

Not the equipment I deserve, but the equipment I can afford. My phone has better specs than it...

I need a "follow this user" function.

Some users absolutely killing it when they rant. I want to get notified when they do so.

Undev life
"If I'm ever on life support, unplug me .......and then plug me back in, see if that works"

I found this app by googling "How the fuck do I get my code to compile" after fighting my program for hours

*Late night at office*
Was rewriting my stack from angularjs 1 to angularjs 2. Got drowsy and slept.

*Wakes up and opens Hackernews*
Angularjs 4 announced.

How long was I asleep !!

Just finished my diy E-Longboard. Finally found a place for the last devrant sticker !

I wish I can say that I'm a full-stack developer... too bad all I can say is I'm a fully developed stack of fat 😂

Pls new line and tab that shit!

A lot of people use the word "google" as a verb when they search on google.com by saying " i googled that ...", but me i use only DuckDuckGo, so what i should say? hmm find it :D " i duckduckwent that .. "

Had an awesome day at work got so much coding done, made an awesome well documented class for a Countdowntimer class in Android.

Was looking forward to getting home and using my motivation to continue coding my game when I got home.

Then get to the bus stop and it's packed for the Adele concert, I saw a poster okay thats good only buses are packed (I then take a train, I live pretty far from work) I get to the train station and the shittiest system has been setup,

Where people pack on the train that goes to the last stop south for the Adele concert that isn't even near the last stop!

One of the platforms aren't even being used and the trains that got partway south are tiny as hell for the rest of the people that don't want to go to this concert.

For one thing who thought it was a good idea to setup such a shitty system? Why not have one train go straight to the damn concert area and continually use that one platform and for the rest of the people have the trains running as normal?

Nope let's make a shitty system that doesn't work well.

Top it off have concerts on a Thursday, Saturday and Sunday.

Dumbasses.

Now I get to wait in town doing absolutely nothing and losing the little time I have to code on my game.