My friend made an addition to the dev rant duck. He's selling them for 10k upvotes

End with 5 bugs, starts with 9.

This is what happens when you hire a philosophy major.

Fuckboy kotlin

So... End of a decade is coming. What have we achieved in the last 10 years that is worth something?

Wait but that's ille.....

Me, a junior dev: * reports an important issue and a possible fix *

Senior dev 1: nah, it'll do just fine.

Senior dev 2: that won't be an issue, don't you see? It's under control, man.

Senior 3: why are you even here? Why are you even talking?

Manager: yeah, what could possibly go wrong?

* a year after releasing the product, one of the seniors got fired and another one was hired *

New senior: this thing is bananas, code is inconsistent and there's memory leaks everywhere, how does that even work?

Me: nobody believed me when I said that.

Manager: it did work very well, where's the issue?

Me: it's everywhere, goddammit! Don't you see?

New senior: junior dev is right.

Me: I've been a WHOLE YEAR saying that!

Manager: did you? Really? Nah, you didn't.

...

I'm tired of this shit.

"My rates are as follows:
$50/hr.
$75/hr. if you watch
$100/hr. if you help" - An Autobody Sign

...every single time.

Have you ever code for over 12 hours then you get up and your ass hurts 😂

When your Bank SMS sounds like a spam

So My Employer want me to create an app like spotify+Baidu+Alipay for IOS and Android, and he want the app in the production in two days.

ouch! my health :(

Lol :D

Some guy: Dude what're you doing?
Me: Making an app.

Goes ahead to ask what an app is, I give him a brief and try to show him some features of my app.

Some guy: So that means you can "make your own" facebook. Why not build something like Facebook or WhatsApp?

Speechless...

Software engineer

GUYS!!! SHE SAID "YES" !!!!

I'M SOOOO HAPPYYYYY!!!

All my dreams are becoming real! I was so nervous to ask, but it was worth it! I waited for the right moment, looked her in her eyes, she looked at mine.. And there I asked it: "are you willing to give it a try and install libreoffice instead of ms office?"

AND SHE SAID: "yes"!!!

Do I have the best wife or what!

..........

Would be super cool if the [read more] text was different from the rest in the rant text.

[read more]

This is the most Canadian tweet I've ever seen 😂

Developer’s nightmare 😅

People are so creative 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Whats your win this week?

Is it weird to like being in the office a couple hours before everyone else shows up so I can start my day with peace and quiet?

I have been in this field almost 13 years and experienced multiple burnouts. But now feels different.

I miss those days when i spent all nights doing programming on junior high school.

Once you turn your hobby into a profession, it may ceases to be your hobby anymore.

Genius troll 😂😂

Dead Line.

Windows Update.

Enough said 😤

P.S. been 2 hours already 😭

Want me to NOT read your fucking article?

'Cause that's how you get me to NOT read your fucking article

(referring to the website creators, not the writer)

I have heard, People are really nice here.

Happened with anyone?