Client: "I need css3 html5 jQuery based fluid and responsive design UI with d3.js charts..."

Me: which browsers do u have...?

Client: oh for security reasons we only allow IE6 and we have Win XP OS only...

Me: So how closely are u related to Donald Trump..??

When you don't care about deadlines

Ah fuck it. I'm just going to buy a stress ball

We use Visual Basic

That's not pixel perfect

// dirty hack. fix soon.

The example on Microsoft's page for styling .NET applications is in comic sans.

bro everything isn't ok

When you have to debug a system made by a freelance agency that only had to get it working and not maintain and support it, leaves you with that feeling;
Their stack: https://m.xkcd.com/1636/
Their tool chain: https://m.xkcd.com/1579/
The actual resulting code: https://m.xkcd.com/1185/

And nobody can see why performance is suffering — it's all so simple and beautiful...

!rant

How are you guys Friday going? I'm the only one at the office, so peaceful

Time to hide an easter egg in my code

Am I the only one that found this funny?

Nobody cares in this world of infinite loop of misery and happiness .

I've taught myself how to use Command Line!

Installed Arch. Failed. Tried again. Failed. Went back to Ubuntu. Tried again the week after. Failed 4 more times. Finally installed it correctly. Tried it on my desktop PC and failed 2 more times until I figured it out.

I'm never formatting my hard drives again.

I quit my job today.

CSS is easy. It’s like riding a bike, which is on fire and the ground is on fire and everything is on fire because it is hell.