Client: "I need css3 html5 jQuery based fluid and responsive design UI with d3.js charts..."

Me: which browsers do u have...?

Client: oh for security reasons we only allow IE6 and we have Win XP OS only...

Me: So how closely are u related to Donald Trump..??

@QAgMire lolz...correct...fucking nothing works...so nothing can be hacked...

++ because of that last sentence 😁

I hope you recommended him to install few toolbars for extra security

@chadd17 @losdanielos 😂😂😂

The pain I had to go through to get the corporate standard up from 7 to 9 was insane...

"We want a responsive site using web sockets for massive data loads into real-time chart visualisation"

"Cool, so are you going to update to Chrome or IE 9+"

"What! No, don't you test on IE 7!? What kind of web developer can't make a website work on IE7!?"

a day later: *home page with IE 7&8 "your browser is out of date" message*

Passed to PM: "there, works on IE7... off you fuck and get a better browser whilst i develop what you actually want"

"security reason"

This fucking retarded notion that old software is more stable and secure...

I will force feed 10 year old moldy yogurt to any sysadmin propagating that myth, screaming in their face that it's great for their bowels.