My girlfriend doesn't talk to me anymore after I said I helped the new girl to do some penetration testing.

Why software aren't free!

-2,147,483,647 errors. 3 warnings.

There is no conflict.

!Rant
I GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE TODAY WITH MY DEGREE IN COMPUTER SCIENCE!

Now to find a job :D

When I try to be happy but my phone knows my feelings.

Worst experience? Probably that in my area are no Hackathons.

Worst Hackathon ? When you have coded so hard during 48 hours to have a functional prototype and the winners get trophee with a static PowerPoint, full of bullshit buzzwords...

Only on stackoverflow...

Found out that the company I'm currently working, gave me only 6 mandatory holidays for this calendar year. When I asked my boss why is it too low, he got so furious as if I asked him to donate his kidney!

What my girlfriend just gave me *.*

I'm giving up alcohol for a month.

Wait that came out wrong.

I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month

Cred: instagram

Found this beauty today(it's an eraser)

I thought the antenna actually did something... nevermind

Best experience: reverse engineering a CMS site to build a mobile app for it

Worst experience: reverse engineering a CMS site to build a mobile app for it

New year

I can't be the only one with this problem

Ha good try

Architect: So, what's your dream bathroom?
Me: I'm a programmer.
Architect: Say no more!

I know someone from Uni who used a green text on red background IDE to make sure the colourblind person sat next to him couldn't copy his code...

If I don't have any weird co-worker, does it mean I'm that weird co-worker? :/

!rant
Happy holidays ranters!

Translated:
"And jesus said:
Return home to your villages and solve the IT problems of your parents"
Merry Christmas everyone!!

The saddest moment is when you mistakenly click "close all other tabs"

When one of those "Your windows has been infected, click here to remove virus now" ads slips through the adblocker while I'm on my Linux

- Sir, you must put away your laptop before the flight takes off.
- Is a tablet okay?
- Yes
- *Uncouples keyboard from Surface*
- ಠ_ಠ
- (⌐■_■)

A relationship

Not in a social network full of developers

What devrant taught me:

Everyone hates java
Everyone hates php
Everyone hates spaces
Everyone hates tabs
Everyone hates vim
Everyone hates windows
Everyone hates linux
Everyone hates clients
Everyone hates PMs
Everyone hates every language they're not working with
Everyone loves devrant 😊

Haven't slept in the last 72 hours, eaten in 24 and shaved or showered in 48+ .. but it is such a delight to move the project to production an hour before the deadline and two hours later to receive an angry phone call from the client because there is 'horrible bug' in the web system - the logo of his company wasn't showing, only the name ... the moron never sent us a logo to begin with, only a MS word document with the company's information and a compressed 200x80 logo in the bottom ...