I just came across a website where someone used a <marquee> *and* a <blink> tag. That was the most interesting thing that happened to me all week so far. Too bad (luckily) blink doesn't work anymore.

Don't know if this has been already posted 😂

If the Firefox Quantum is really good then you don't need to say:

"Chrome will become obsolete"

"I hope Chrome dies"

"Chrome's dead, long live Firefox"

to prove that it's a great browser. Fanboys always ruins nice experiences.

Is buzzword a buzzword?

This made me laugh hard

I talked about my Raspberry Pi nearly half an hour...

I want to hire myself. 😍

Busted

Just joined devRant ++ . Feels awesome and black theme is bitching.

Spreading love for devRant amongst dev Mates in India; mates are Living and Loving it.
Cheers @dfox and @trogus

++-ing a random rant from the feed is like a one night stand whereas subscribing to a user's rant is like a long term relationship!

Halloween joke, anyone?

"If you want a slutty costume for Halloween, you should go as my professor. He barely covers anything important" 😁

Fucxing finally! Payday! I've been living below poverty line this entire month and it feels good to be rich again 😎

I love the super dark theme!

!Rant but kind of a rant.

So I’m currently throwing around the idea of building a messaging application for iOS just to practice coding and what not. It seems like I do a lot of work on it like making sure the login screen works and other stuff but I get burned out pretty easily.

Any tips on how to not get burned out as easily when starting a new project?

Developer's life:
1. Birth
2. Oh! Forgot the semicolon(;)
3. Death

Seriously 😂

Has anyone ever had an eBay addiction... I think I may have "25 days of Christmas" coming in the next few weeks....

Yes that's how much stuff I've randomly bought/might end up buying if I win the auctions...

I really should stop...

Interviewers : interviewees
Employers : employees​
Testers : balls 😛

How do you folks handle your pagination at backend?

I was initially using skip and limit. But that is prone to error.
Then I thought about using last sent items id and using its created_at time and fetching rows/documents after that. But that too is prone to error ( more than one can have same timestamp) hence either having data repeats or data That gets missed.

What is your goto strategy for pagination?

"EMINEM!"

An intern just called me Eminem! This is hilarious. People have told me I talk fast in the past but this is the first time my talking has been considered as rapping😛

people always complain about semicolons but I don't think I've ever had a semicolon issue cuz of ide's. but I'm plagued by tons of other stupid mistakes, like forgetting to initialize my ArrayList<>'s in java from null to empty..

i'm just like javascript, kids love me ❤️

A collaborative devRant poem by devRanters. [more details]

Well... Ehm, wow. It's Maintenence Weekend... and I really don't know what to say...

It's simply a prick.

AAAARRRGH!!! I wanted to rant! I wrote a huge text! I got really furious about it! Then drove through some area without Internet, looked something up in the browser, returned to devrant app - and THE FUCKING FUCK TEXT WAS GONE!!!

That makes me even MORE ANGRY!!

I accepted the job for Machine Learning.

I got hired todo the back end.

I actually do the front end.

Me and my love-hate Linux.

I lost virginity really early. In the age of 5 it was my first time with windows 95. I spend almost 10 years with Windows before something happened that would change everything. I met Linux. Her forename was Arch. I had a crush on her right from the beginning. It didn't take long for me to abandon windows. Arch had everything I wanted. She had latex which was pretty hot and looked simply and elegant on her. Sometimes she was really hard to deal with and almost drove me crazy, but I knew I fell in love.

Until that day. I had to write a short paper which was quite fun and Linux helped me alot. It was a breeze to work with her. The evening before the deadline she was quite thoughtful. She sometimes was, so I thought it'll be alright, but this time was different. She struggled a bit, so I put her to sleep and she never woke up. I brought her to the emergency lab which was open 24/7. Since no one was there I had todo the surgery myself. After 5 hours I was almost to tired to continue when she finally woke up. I asked her about the things she should remember for me - then I killed her. I started to hate Linux for what she had done to me. The unbelievable stress and horror.

I returned to Windows. Besides that she got a bit more curious what I was doing when and where nothing really changed and she was glad to have me back. I just was happy how simple our relationship was.

One day then, I couldn't believe it at first, I met Archs sister. Manjaro. No matter how strange that is, but it was as if I would meet Linux again for the first time. She was just a bit simpler but as flexible as arch. Since then we are happy together. It seems that we both just grew up a little.

And with Windows? She got even more curious! Actually I have the feeling she is stalking me now, but I don't regret anything!

$ sudo pacman -Syu
*enter*
"283 updates available"

The only thing I can think of is:

Please, don't break my system.
Please, don't break my system.
Please, don't break my system.
Please, don't break my system.

'$ y' *enter*

*gives me creeping horrors*

Wow.
Over 1000++ and my first rant with 100++
Such wow :/

Glad some of you like some of the things I have to say ;D