"EMINEM!"

An intern just called me Eminem! This is hilarious. People have told me I talk fast in the past but this is the first time my talking has been considered as rapping😛

Well why waste time with pauses?

@ChappIO exactly!

@byte-me record yourself rapping and post it here :v

We refer to someone who talks fast as "RapGod"

11.6 words per second respect dude

looool easy there on the intern

@ThatDude no idea what that means.. I don't rap of listen to rap! 😛

@theScientist a lot of people really just like Eminem!!

@gitpush good point. I'm really trying.

One of the new joinees actually records his conversations/KTs with me and then listens to them at a slower pace.

@byte-me hahahaha for real? You really need to apply the "slow down" patch ASAP

@ThatDude yes, shut up. 😛

@gitpush lol! I dunno if it will be as easy as a patch. I need a new system entirely ):

@byte-me but first, start with the basics:
reboot your self :p

@DLMousey you rap, bro?

I wish I could give extra ++ for the tags.

Next time when you apply for a leave, throw this somewhere in the application:

"And when I'm gone just carry on don't mourn,
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice, just know that,
I'm lookin' down on you smilin'
And I didn't feel a thing so baby, don't feel no pain, just smile back"

@RoWa Thank you!!!!

@farkaskid damn. That's spooky.

I actually have a very visible sign on my desk saying "TALK SLOWLY" xD

@linuxxx you're kidding, right.

@byte-me Nope.

@linuxxx lol! Then I'd have a hard time talking to you!

@byte-me It's getting better fast but when stressed out I talk fast as fuck haha

@linuxxx wait, I don't get it. Sorry.
The sign that says "TALK SLOWLY" is

A. Others asking you to talk slowly or
B. You asking other to talk slowly?

@byte-me A :)

@linuxxx okay, now it makes sense and we might get along! (:

@byte-me Ahhhh phew! :D

did you mean to rhyme past with fast?

@ThatDude
watch Julian Assange
eat an apple and orange

Mom spaghetti?

Steps to increase your productivity by 430%.
1)Instead of a rubber duck have a rubber microphone with you.
2)Explain your code into the mic outloud on a fast pace.
3) drop the mic once you find the bug.
4) attach an applause track to your "git commit" command.
5) Optional. Make some time during the day to sign all those autographs for your team.