Give that man some HUGE FUCKING COOKIES!

Our programming teacher had a surgery on his left eye and will not be able to do the lessons with us. Guess what the subject of the email he sent us was.

"I can't C#."
He made a pun about his fucking health status, alright then.

^_^

me.children += 1;
^_^

British development domain name?
".oi"

90s - We will use AI to cure cancer in the future..
2017 -

Q: How long did the loop take?

A: For a while

Finally ditched Linux and am back on the original and best :p

God bless Postman.

Can totally relate to this

Website: We care about your privacy and don't sell your information to third parties.

*inspects Privacy Badger*
*notices a truckload of Google/facebook trackers/ad thingies*

Yeah why don't you go fuck yourself.

There are two type of people

1. Use programming as a source to gain stress

2. Use programming as a source to
remove stress

Firefox focus ;) privacy anonymity and no ads from default.

I'm currently looking for an internship related to machine learning (finishing my Msc).
WHY ON EARTH ARE ALL (or at least 80%) INTERNSHIPS PROPOSALS ABOUT BANKS, FINTECH, INSURANCES AND SO ON ?
I mean, we can now create music, identify tumerous cells, generate realistic pictures of anything you could dream of, drive cars without human interaction, create amazing chatbots... But no, I guess all that shit can't make enough money, better work on a system that will refuse you a loan.
Makes me really sad. I mean whats the point of studying the coolest techs around if it is not for the greater good ?
I might be utopist though.

Manager: Write a function to get tomorrow's date.

Kids:

int getTomorrowsDate() {
return getCurrentDate() + 1;
}

Legends:

int getTomorrowsDate() {
sleep(1000*60*60*24);
return getCurrentDate();
}

My app just reached 10k users today🎉🎊

Worst dev advice?

My first manager said, "You're young and single. You don't have a family. You should spend all of your waking hours on work."

Me thinking, "I understand the importance of extra effort the first few years but I do have a life. One that I intend to enjoy."

GF: "The Internet is broken!"
Me: "WHAT?! Sound the horn! Raise the alarm! Call gondor for aid! The Internet is broken! Does the president know?! Save yourself fools!"
*skips away on pretend horse*

So glad I left this for myself

I don't judge people based on race, color or gender.
I judge people based on the software they use.

“Start your own company” they said
“It will be fun” they said
“You’ll be your own boss” they said
Idiots forgot to mention how hard it would be. Late nights, early mornings. Client searching...

It’s all good though, locked down three well paying clients today. Drinks on me 😎

When your boss gives her boss an update on your project that isn't true, and makes you look incompetent, just because she had no idea. Fucking muppet.

This is like..... Spot on. 😂

!!!rant

I GOT THE JOB!

And it ran forever

Boss: we need high precision volume control
Me: say no more...

I'm just really bad at finishing anythi

"What is your idea of a perfect date?"
.
.
Developer: "YYYY-MM-DD"

(Not sure who to credit)

She: "I am not getting anything out of these classes!!"

Me: "Try making some Objects first"

*Awkward silence*

It was between me and another guy.

I fucking won!

I GOT THE FUCKING JOB!!

I'll be a junior Linux Support Engineer in a week or so!

OMG OMG YAYAYAYAYAY