@jestdotty Pufferfish!

@jestdotty They charge me emotional blackmail and gaslighting. Howeverrrrr, I'm quitting! So that's great.

@jestdotty https://youtube.com/watch/... lolol.

Correction on my post: it turned out to be 5 MB audio for a 500 MB file.

This reminds me of the liar paradox as well as the Facebook messaging analogy: it's like being invited to a party but shoving notes under each door.. Can we somehow model this into Set Theory? Hm. The pondering! Taking pen and paper.. let's see..

So.. philosophically we must understand the terms: what is a secret? It is something that is kept from knowledge or view (ref. dict). Though if everything is a secret, then they are in the same space. Everything can exist unacknowledged, as is currently, therefore it's all a secret. How can you not view everything.. hm.. that would lead to removal of consciousness. Hm... lastly: what is 'is'? Newtonian, Cartesian? Visibility for the first, consciousness for the second.

This is some true corporate hit. lol

@spongessuck Hm, companies still do it.

@cafecortado That depends. lol

You guys with the acronyms remind me of:

https://youtube.com/watch/... at 5:25 mark. lol

Start your own businessss.

@JsonBoa Damn straight! People need to respect themselves. If there is no respect in the workplace, it's time to find another one. Yeah "market changes" or "feeding the CEO's bonuses". lol

@PaperTrail Does it ever! It also has: Finance Department, Procurement, you name it, every single ITIL department or department a company can have! lol.

One of the other companies I worked for also had an Integration Department and at this one retro meeting the Devs were pissed at them because apparently both teams couldn't agree on things for some reason.

During my time at this current company, I got met with constant no's and I got fed up with it.

Nice to hear about your idea. It sounds efficient and usable, having value, rather than with finance bros try to sell all the time.

That Integration Department sounds dumb.

I have a similar thing happen to me when Management asked for group feedback on a session and then when I gave my great idea, they ignored it and later... pawned it off as their own. What a piss off. They're not getting ideas from me anymore.

@BordedDev Yes, I can imagine the lack of live audience but the YouTube one also has that lack. What is the motivator? Money, probably. I'm willing to bet that those other industry 'educators' took on the 'teaching' as an extra, unpaid role as is often the case in business.

YouTubers, on the other hand, they are usually passionate about what they are teaching and are doing it out of genuine drive.

@Lensflare Insert Instagram nasal A.I. narrator: "Five tips for men they need to act on right now"

@Lensflare It's really Vegeta not believing Goku has a power level over 9000.

@jestdotty tuhfuck.ogg

Un ver vert va vers un verre vert. :D lol.

I wonder who would want to drink a poisonous fish beverage.

@BordedDev Blimey Demons Strike Madness

@retoor every company gets a budget for that he says :P she says

@jestdotty Self-paced in my case. >: D I'm getting high scores, so that's good.

@retoor Of course, every company gets a budget for continually improving the skills of their employees to stay relevant. Can't share due to NDA.

@BordedDev This reminds me of the movie My dinner with André, where he says that people talk in roundabout ways instead of directly and this is adding to their asleep status.

@BordedDev Sleep helped!

@BordedDev My bloodshot eyes say hi. Thanks for the information.

@jestdotty weirdette

@jestdotty Don't words. No need to words yourself up over it. Haha.

@jestdotty You stated that you hated words, so I wondered if you hate books and writing, which have words in them.

Whatchamacallit (candy)(lol)

@jestdotty This 'role' thing is the biggest bullshit ever. Management wants you to be there and delegate, yes. And you know the rest.

Yes, in my case I didn't work more hours but I did spend fewer hours on my main job title activities and I had to certify in the new role, all without extra pay. 'learning opportunities'. They can go fuck themselves.

@jestdotty Go-getter jestdotty. Do you hate books and writing as well? Hm.

You're pretty funny, jestdotty. Yes, the industry is full of arrogant, credit-stealing narcissists.

@Root Damn, I felt sick reading that, out of empathy. I'm sorry to hear that. Yes, same for me.