We all do this!! 😅

"That's fair" 😂😂
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I was 3 hours late. They were calling me to check if i was coming but my phone had died. I ended up arriving at 1 pm when i should have been there by 10 am.

"warranty void if seal is broken"
Me: "seal isn't broken"

How programmers comment their code

Dude! We have toilets on each floor. Why do you push shit on git?

AI = A lot of If-else

For all those dummies out there

That was a very tough question !

My girlfriend knows what a coder needs when it’s their birthday. Lucky to have her. Walked into my room and it was set up like this.

The laziest thing I've done was during an internship:
We had to open big table files in a special software, click on some buttons and then save it. Each step took 1-5 minutes untilnwe could proceed with a click on the next button. So I wrote a click script, predefined the mouse positions and run it all day. This was able to run for 1 hour straight with no human action needed, so I started using the new sparetime for more interesting stuff: Gaming.

okay, I promise.

Next thing you know, you're getting an email from your oven about it's updated privacy policy.

I have no words.

A router in a hospital!

There's nothing like playing Cards Against Downtime with colleagues while lunchtime :D

Reason why programmers drink coffee

Pun-developers....

Hurry up before sale ends. Now you can get Samsung internet Browser at a discount space for just 45.92 MB instead of 61.55 MB

This was during the first day of my first real dev job, straight out of college. I didn’t have have much experience with version control since I did mostly solo projects in college, and I wasn’t exposed to SVN or Git in school at all.

One of the senior devs was going to give me and another new guy a brief overview of the codebase. He sets us up with the GitHub repo for the codebase and tells us to clone the codebase locally. I didn’t really know what this meant but I felt kind of embarrassed to ask, so I just clicked “download as zip” on The GitHub repo.

After a minute he saw what I had done and was like “yeah, that’s not what you want to do” and showed me how to clone it. I was kind of embarrassed but I learned Git pretty quickly after that.

I don’t really have a moral to this story except that “no question is a stupid one” is much easier said than done for many people, and it can be embarrassing to ask certain questions sometimes.

Friend : Hey bro I made an awesome program which shows your future wife's name.

Me : Hey that sounds interesting, show me the source code bro !!

Friend shows the code :

#include <bits/stdc++.h>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
string first_name , last_name;

cout << "Enter your first name\n";
cin >> first_name ;

cout << "Enter your last name\n";
cin >> last_name ;

cout << "Your wife's name is " << "Mrs " << last_name << "\n";

}

Me : Dude you are gonna crack Google some day :P

That moment closing 100 tabs after finishing a project! So satisfying.

Do you follow test driven development?

frontend vs backend

A sys admin in his natural environment.

The inventor of autocorrect has died.

Restaurant in Peace

Girl from Tinder: What colour do you like?

Me: #ff4081

😂😂😂😅😅😅

😢 ..damn true...

My boss has added devRant to our company wiki :)

Its under the social tag ;)