Instead of splitting up engineers by team, they should start by splitting up those who prefer the lights on, and those who want them off.

Then we can all be happy.

I just convinced a lawyer to learn programming. He sent me print ("hello world!")

Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
throw up; //ha ha

Having to explain why GET has its place, but shouldn't be used for anything that shouldn't be viewed ... especially to some one that should fucking know not to show the damn auth credentials. Great thanks for your user and pass, can I get your CC number next please.

Every time I say "fuck it just use an iFrame"

Check if you are lucky!

Friend: Oh, so you are software dev. What do you write mostly at work?

Me: bugs

My last employer lost 6 devs and 2 designers within a month because they thought money could buy them the right to treat employees like shit.

F_ money. We love our self respect more.

I am more thankful to StackOverFlow and Google than I am to my university.

My lecturer went out and bought us all rubber ducks to encourage our "rubber duck debugging". Honestly the highlight of my semester.

After working in a different field (marketing) for over 10 years and a 6 month crash course I got a programming job at a kickass development company! Yeah!

When my friend wants me to look at his stack trace for him.

What is it with inabhorrent arrogance plastered all over IT as a whole?

I get younger, inexperienced people telling me I'm wrong constantly, criticising my work despite them having no clue (visible from their own work standard and TTL of their projects) .
Similar from older generation, who are resistant to change and aren't even part of my team telling me I'm doing my job badly.

Congrats to localhost for being the second devRant user ever to reach 1,000 points! I've greatly enjoyed his awesome posts and I know a ton of other people have too! Thanks for the laughs/great convo and I'm looking forward to an NYC meetup in May :)

Hey everyone! We just found a post about devRant on Hacker News that is trending! It would help us out a lot if you could vote on it, thanks! https://news.ycombinator.com/item/...

My first time using Mac:
"Where's the Start? Wtf is command!? Why are the windows maximizing halfway... How do I rename this file? How do I freakin' maximize this app!? I give up..."

Now remember the order of operator precedence in JS with a "helpful abbr" :|

😁😂

Feature idea... Allow a website link in your profile. I'd like a section just like the GitHub one...

went to a hacakthon after a long time.Thoroughly enjoying the adrenaline rush for coding and the utterly geeky conversations.

that feeling you get when you think you still have a lot to do in a module
then you recheck the requirements and turns out you've already finished the module

Anyone else just watch people try to use a computer and just wonder

What happened to common sense

Yes I am a computer science major; No I'm not volunteering to be your IT guy.

Spent whole Saturday without writing a tiny piece of code.

Accomplishment?
or
Procrastination?

Is exiting vim so hard?

trolling the talent acquisition

Spent all day comparing frontend stacks from articles and youtube videos and not to do anything until i open pornhub.

while interviewing a 10 year experienced .net developer I asked, do you know Liskov substition principle.

And he was like 'what cow???'

Me: Faceslam!!!

Is it just me or is word processing and the entire office suite on Linux platforms absolutely horrendous ? 😫😟

After only working on back end, moving to front end is a pain.

May the programming gods let me sleep tonight, instead of bombarding me with more ideas...